Tea? (Part 4)

[Fubar]

Who told ya ?

 

[Fubar]

They'll have to avoid York, Scotland refused to sign the peace treaty the other year.
Legally we're still at war!

Apparently a group of Scots invaded Chapel en le Frith and were lured into the church with the promise of food, then locked in and starved to death - which curiously is how I met Mrs Fu...

 

[Fubar]

By barge! Dick Warner(note spelling) did the trip. Garda escort, on the barge until they cleared Dublin. Down onto Lough Derg and onto Limerick.
How do you send Guinnesd by telegraph.

"I tellsh you thish, you cannae beat Guinnesh by barsh pal - you lookin' for a fight pal, eh??"

 

[Fubar]

Ok kids, Pop Quiz: If the Tea Thread were on a forum ride how do you imagine that would go?

I reckon out in front would be: @172traindriver (tutting at how slow we all are), closly followed by @BrianEvesham, @the_mikey, @SteCenturion and @IDMark2 in the peleton.

Then you would have a group of "ladies" showing no discipline whatsoever, cycling all over the road and chatting: @ScotiaLass @welsh dragon @Turdus philomelos @Lullabelle @Saluki

Two Fat Lads at the Back: @Bobby Mhor and @Fubar ignoring each other, obviously.

Then bringing up the rear - Dear Old @classic33 with his sandals and scythe, muttering to himself about the old days and yorkshire puddings.

Thoughts?

 

[172traindriver]

Afternoon pal...


Nice ride out ?

Afternoon Mr Centurion

Lovely ride out with the Thursday boys, nice little cafe on an industrial estate in Alcester. Can of coke, mug of coffee and bacon and mushroom sandwich on doorstep crusty bread £4. Can't beat it.
There is another cafe that some of them use in the town, but it was full of other cyclists so everyone went to the one on the industrial estate. I tend to use that one because its cheaper and better value anyway. The one in town charges around £7 for beans on toast and a fancy coffee.
Beautiful day, took it a bit steadier sat on the front for most the way out no complaints about the speed.

 

[172traindriver]

Who told ya ?

Lucky boy

 

[172traindriver]

Apparently a group of Scots invaded Chapel en le Frith and were lured into the church with the promise of food, then locked in and starved to death - which curiously is how I met Mrs Fu...

But you escaped, was the lure caaaaakkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[172traindriver]

Ok kids, Pop Quiz: If the Tea Thread were on a forum ride how do you imagine that would go?

I reckon out in front would be: @172traindriver (tutting at how slow we all are), closly followed by @BrianEvesham, @the_mikey, @SteCenturion and @IDMark2 in the peleton.

Then you would have a group of "ladies" showing no discipline whatsoever, cycling all over the road and chatting: @ScotiaLass @welsh dragon @Turdus philomelos @Lullabelle @Saluki

Two Fat Lads at the Back: @Bobby Mhor and @Fubar ignoring each other, obviously.

Then bringing up the rear - Dear Old @classic33 with his sandals and scythe, muttering to himself about the old days and yorkshire puddings.

Thoughts?

I can do slow you know

 

[Fubar]

I can do slow you know

Yes, but I bet you're not happy about it...

 

[Fubar]

But you escaped, was the lure caaaaakkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

How on earth did you guess that?!?

 

[welsh dragon]

Ok kids, Pop Quiz: If the Tea Thread were on a forum ride how do you imagine that would go?

I reckon out in front would be: @172traindriver (tutting at how slow we all are), closly followed by @BrianEvesham, @the_mikey, @SteCenturion and @IDMark2 in the peleton.

Then you would have a group of "ladies" showing no discipline whatsoever, cycling all over the road and chatting: @ScotiaLass @welsh dragon @Turdus philomelos @Lullabelle @Saluki

Two Fat Lads at the Back: @Bobby Mhor and @Fubar ignoring each other, obviously.

Then bringing up the rear - Dear Old @classic33 with his sandals and scythe, muttering to himself about the old days and yorkshire puddings.

Thoughts?

Sounds about right. @ScotiaLass and I would of course be looking at the bums of the men in front. All done in the best possible taste you understand

 

[172traindriver]

Yes, but I bet you're not happy about it...

Depends who I am with, sometimes after the getting blasted on the Sunday ride I will come home and go potter around for a few miles with the Mrs on her bike. I use that as a warm down

 

[172traindriver]

How on earth did you guess that?!?

You are clever you

 

[172traindriver]

Sounds about right. @ScotiaLass and I would of course be looking at the bums of the men in front. All done in the best possible taste you understand

Good excuse to take it easy, drop to the back and check the females bums out

 

[Turdus philomelos]

If I have to use the indoor trainer, I watch this on my tablet perched on the handle bars for inspiration.

View: https://youtu.be/zSFYRiqodvU