Tea? (Part 4)

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Blue

Squire
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N Ireland
The word for today is: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Ha, that's easy.
Try singing ξενυχτισμένο when drunk!! :eek:
 

SteCenturion

I am your Father
Ok kids, Pop Quiz: If the Tea Thread were on a forum ride how do you imagine that would go?

I reckon out in front would be: @172traindriver (tutting at how slow we all are), closly followed by @BrianEvesham, @the_mikey, @SteCenturion and @IDMark2 in the peleton.

Then you would have a group of "ladies" showing no discipline whatsoever, cycling all over the road and chatting: @ScotiaLass @welsh dragon @Turdus philomelos @Lullabelle @Saluki

Two Fat Lads at the Back: @Bobby Mhor and @Fubar ignoring each other, obviously.

Then bringing up the rear - Dear Old @classic33 with his sandals and scythe, muttering to himself about the old days and yorkshire puddings.

Thoughts?
Contentious....

I have it quite differently...

Up front, the pack leaders & Club guys
1. @172traindriver (speed merchant & hill climber)
2. @Fubar long distance expert (solo breakaway Jens Voight type).

In the draft...
3. @the_mikey (regular short sharp bursts) ready to steal intermediate sprint points.
4. @Brian Evesham (another short sharp blaster) would contend the sprints if he didn't keep stopping to photograph action men.

Super Domestique....
5. @Mo1959 (on the bottle run) puts in all the hard work eschewing the glory.
6. @classic33 ... bating others into doing a bit of grafting.

Puncheurs/Roleurs...
7 > 10
@SteCenturion (at the back like a fat Luca Paolini)
@stephec @ScotiaLass @Saluki

Domestiques...and underated

11. @IDMark2
12. @Turdus philomelos (mileage machine).

Time Trial Campione' @Blue (destroys the field while showing off his funnny shaped helmet).

Lead Out Man.... @meta lon (delivering the sprinters into prime at 250 metres out)

Team Car.

Director Sportif... @welsh dragon (Bossy Boots & Dungeon Master)

Soignuer & Performance Coach @Lullabelle

Data & Performance Analyst.... @SatNavSaysStraightOn (making sense of our nonesense)

Broom Wagon.... @Bobby Mhor (very experienced from his wwww days on the wagon at the Cooncil) will pick up the Lame & Lazy & the Lantern Rouge... but likely to disappear & set up a Yaggi - Mr Miaggi aerial poley thing to work a flux cappacitor at 30, 50 & 90 metres.

Anyone I left out ?
 
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IDMark2

Dodgy Aerial
Location
On the Roof
Morning all, this retirement lark has been so busy so far I have not had time for a spin...:cuppa:
Maybe later today in the warm longer evening after a few motorised chores... Have a good day everyone. :smile::sun:
 
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