Tea?

[172traindriver]

Your right

Thank you Sir

 

[Motobecane]

Which arm and leg?

Good question. Judging by the financial damage, it would be the right arm and leg (as I'm right legged and armed). How I managed to drive back, I've no idea.

 

[classic33]

Good question. Judging by the financial damage, it would be the right arm and leg (as I'm right legged and armed). How I managed to drive back, I've no idea.

Cars an automatic!

 

[Motobecane]

So i had a drunk guy get extremely verbally abusive/racist with me last night. Kept telling me to "f**k off back to Japan" and how I didnt belong here etc etc which was funny because he was Irish.

He had collapsed outside my workplace and I went to see if he was OK. He had a shopping basket full of stuff which he had obviously stolen and got aggressive with me and attempted to assault me when I tried to move it to one side.

I just left him to his business and walked off. He managed to get up and stumble off down the road but came back a bit later to pick up where I had left off. He wouldnt come any where near me of course otherwise i would have laid him out. This waste of a human life then proceeded to step out into moving rush hour traffic, almost got run over twice and proceeded to cross at his leisure with his stolen basket of goods in hand.

While i was cycling home I suddenly wondered why i didnt record the whole interaction with him on my phone and upload it to youtube so the whole world can see what a waste of human life this peice of trash is.

Its so difficult. He might have been someone with mental health issues. Drinking can make that worse. But racism can't be excused.

 

[Motobecane]

Cars an automatic!

I'm beginning to dislike my car. Its not automatic and its cost me too much to get it through an MOT. I never liked the colour of him anyway. Who wants a namby pale blue car?

 

[stephec]

I'm beginning to dislike my car. Its not automatic and its cost me too much to get it through an MOT. I never liked the colour of him anyway. Who wants a namby pale blue car?

How do you know it's a him, have you had a look under the bonnet?

 

[classic33]

I'm beginning to dislike my car. Its not automatic and its cost me too much to get it through an MOT. I never liked the colour of him anyway. Who wants a namby pale blue car?

Transport is female, not male.

 

[Motobecane]

How do you know it's a him, have you had a look under the bonnet?

No. But the garage man did. And he didn't seem enamoured.

 

[Motobecane]

Transport is female, not male.

I purposely chose male. Why shouldn't I? And (more interestingly), why is transport female?

 

[classic33]

I purposely chose male. Why shouldn't I? And (more interestingly), why is transport female?

Always has been, Launch a ship, it's "God bless her, and all who sail in her".
"Come on old girl, I thought, we can do better than this! "
Joseph Duddington, driver of Mallard on world speed record run, recalling his thoughts at 116 mph in subsequent BBC interview, 1938.
Chuck Yeager "Glamorus Glennis"(Bell X-1)

 

[PeteXXX]

The Enterprise was female..
"She canna take any more, captain. She's gonna blow!"

 

[Blue]

Transport is female, not male.

What if your mode of transport is a stallion?

 

[Blue]

... and what if the stallion thinks you're a female

 

[classic33]

What if your mode of transport is a stallion?

Manmade transport!

 

[Blue]

Manmade transport!

A stallion rocking horse - may not go far but you can move on one!