The Masai have long been renowned as cattle thieves. They take great umbrage at this reputation, because they fervently believe that every single cow on planet earth belongs to them. They aren't so much stealing as returning strays to their rightful place in the herd. So, you'll understand me if I say that I take the Masai approach to white chocolate, (and of course to coconut ice, and rich fruit cake with a gert thick layer of home-made marzipan on the top). You, classic, can have all the brown stuff for all I care.