Tea?

[Bobby Mhor]

Morning all

It is.

It's a mutant. You wait, it'll walk into your room whilst you're busy doing summat, then pounce. You have been warned.
Give the clod a clout.

Clear early on, possibility of some sunshine even. Then it went cloudy, but dry.

East for the afternoon and dryer weather?

Dry and dull
but less about me

 

[classic33]

Morning all

Dry and dull
but less about me

Owdo

Talk about the weather then, bearing in mind it's a dry(so far) Bank Holiday Monday.

 

[Bobby Mhor]

Owdo

Talk about the weather then, bearing in mind it's a dry(so far) Bank Holiday Monday.

No Maccy's tonight..
I know they have shortages but spotted in Wisconsin, bring your own beef

 

[classic33]

No Maccy's tonight..
I know they have shortages but spotted in Wisconsin, bring your own beef

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What'll tha be eating then.

Kidnap a calf and try that at one you don't use too often. See what they say.
Might have been so they could use the lanes for cars with more more than just the driver in them.

 

[Bobby Mhor]

What'll tha be eating then.

Kidnap a calf and try that at one you don't use too often. See what they say.
Might have been so they could use the lanes for cars with more more than just the driver in them.

Not a Big Mac anyway.....

Wonder if the coo left anything in the car

 

[classic33]

Not a Big Mac anyway.....

Wonder if the coo left anything in the car

Get a teacake to fit the coo in first, then get it cooked.

Doesn't clean off too well. Permanent mark on vinyl seats. He could open a window for some fresh air. Good for the roses though.

 

[Bobby Mhor]

Morning all
It's

Get a teacake to fit the coo in first, then get it cooked.

Doesn't clean off too well. Permanent mark on vinyl seats. He could open a window for some fresh air. Good for the roses though.

Depends if it had a moo-vement
I know, that was bad..
udder tripe actually

 

[Mo1959]

Depends if it had a moo-vement
I know, that was bad..
udder tripe actually

Your jokes are getting on my teats!

 

[classic33]

Your jokes are getting on my teats!

He's milking it for all its worth though.

 

[classic33]

Morning all
It's
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Depends if it had a moo-vement
I know, that was bad..
udder tripe actually

OWDO

You can't put it on yer mantlepiece! How would you know if it were keeping time anyway.
Not as bad as some...
Pull the udder one, but warm yer hands first or you may be crying over spilt milk.

 

[Bobby Mhor]

Your jokes are getting on my teats!

OWDO

You can't put it on yer mantlepiece! How would you know if it were keeping time anyway.
Not as bad as some...
Pull the udder one, but warm yer hands first or you may be crying over spilt milk.

Don't have a cow, man.. ©Bart Simpson

Tried a pincer movement towards oor @Mo1959
but fell short after surveying the horizon

Best return home safe....

 

[classic33]

Don't have a cow, man.. ©Bart Simpson

Tried a pincer movement towards oor @Mo1959
but fell short after surveying the horizon
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Best return home safe....

"Borrow" one! If you don't get served you return it, if you do, you'll have destroyed any evidence.

She held the high ground?
Discretion being the better part of valour and all that.

 

[Bobby Mhor]

"Borrow" one! If you don't get served you return it, if you do, you'll have destroyed any evidence.

She held the high ground?
Discretion being the better part of valour and all that.

Yeah, I'd have been cream crackered having to head up to the high ground
best just to head home..
and have an apple juice or two

 

[classic33]

Yeah, I'd have been cream crackered having to head up to the high ground
best just to head home..
and have an apple juice or two

Easier pedal downhill as well. Then it becomes a case of who brakes first, as to whether you get caught or not.

 

[Bobby Mhor]

Easier pedal downhill as well. Then it becomes a case of who brakes first, as to whether you get caught or not.

Mo would catch this old tortoise no problem..
I could disguise myself as a cyclist