Tea?

[classic33]

Fruit is much healthier (allegedly)
Oldest Mhor refused fruit until one day he tried a strawberry,
It's been a fruit fest ever since....

Cheap funeral, PURE dead brilliant idea...
I might allow myself a wicker basket..cheaper than a coffin .

I was cheery and so was Mrs M as was Mrs M..
Scary thought this morning,

Mrs M has a connection with the world's biggest eejit..
Hair colour and a relative who came from the same Scottish Island
Should I be worried?

It were, but ain't now. Apparently it's bad for you now. When did you last see anything for one of your five a day?
Probably worried that having seen it in the way nature intended, not all wrapped up.

There's one lot down these parts just reuse the same coffin. The bottom/base of it is on hinges. Those inside, wrapped in cloth are dropped into place.

You not cheery now! What about Mr M, were he cheery...
Regards the scary thought, keep having those and you could end up scaring yerssen to death...

Worlds biggest eejit.
There's a few viaing for that position at present. Unless she, or family are of an orange tint, I'd say you'd little to worry about. Unless she decides on some left-handed golf clubs...

 

[Bobby Mhor]

It were, but ain't now. Apparently it's bad for you now. When did you last see anything for one of your five a day?
Probably worried that having seen it in the way nature intended, not all wrapped up.

There's one lot down these parts just reuse the same coffin. The bottom/base of it is on hinges. Those inside, wrapped in cloth are dropped into place.

You not cheery now! What about Mr M, were he cheery...
Regards the scary thought, keep having those and you could end up scaring yerssen to death...

Worlds biggest eejit.
There's a few viaing for that position at present. Unless she, or family are of an orange tint, I'd say you'd little to worry about. Unless she decides on some left-handed golf clubs...

I've got three and a half sets of clubs at the Towers.....
I've a passion for fresh fruit as Mrs M comes from the outskirts of the Carse of Gowrie area.

Like the coffin idea, diggers have to watch that one; it can be smelly digging a lair.
My lot and I were co-opted to the local cemetery. We never got called to do any digging, but we helped out at the plants.
Basket one for me......

Bob is cheerful, less pain just now....

Think only one candidate for that position just now..
Mrs M didn't smile..
That's that wind-up out.

Been a wet day, 17.8 mm and 13 of that before 8am.
Out to nearby Stirling earlier...
A bit wet to do anthing, except shop...
Oh, and baked a cob loaf.
Lovely jubbly..

 

[classic33]

I've got three and a half sets of clubs at the Towers.....
I've a passion for fresh fruit as Mrs M comes from the outskirts of the Carse of Gowrie area.

Like the coffin idea, diggers have to watch that one; it can be smelly digging a lair.
My lot and I were co-opted to the local cemetery. We never got called to do any digging, but we helped out at the plants.
Basket one for me......

Bob is cheerful, less pain just now....

Think only one candidate for that position just now..
Mrs M didn't smile..
That's that wind-up out.

Been a wet day, 17.8 mm and 13 of that before 8am.
Out to nearby Stirling earlier...
A bit wet to do anthing, except shop...
Oh, and baked a cob loaf.
Lovely jubbly..

Why half a set?
You prefer bananas by any chance...

They say you'll have a small headstone, or a more normal size if you want one. It won't be unmarked.
Just cuts down on what has to be paid, beforehand. So they say/claim.
Only ever helped dig the one grave. Staying with a relative when the death occurred of a neighbour. As was the custom then, local families dug the grave. Now it's done with a mini digger.
There's a card coffin available. Get that delivered to your house, telling the fella that delivers it what it is!

Painkillers taken by chance.

Only the one!
I'd sleep with one eye open tonight if I were you...
For now, never discount it entirely.
Damp start, but no more rain since around 11am.
Did you at least make your trip worthwhile for yerself. Bob goes shopping, sounds like the title of a book.
You kept a slice for Mrs M?