Tee Shirt Slogans.........any good ones ??

[Dave7]

While cycling yesterday I saw a (very overweight) guy with a tee-shirt which had the slogan read "my favourite beer is the next one" So........very (in)appropriate

I can't remember any more slogans off-hand but every now & then you see a really good/bad one.

 

[TissoT]

Once seen this on a beach holiday
One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, floor.
Though I have never drunk Tequila !

 

[Accy cyclist]

Not really a slogan but Mrs Accy gets t-shirts from Asda to wear for promotions and offers etc. I sometimes wear them for work. On quite a few occasions i've had people asking me while i'm up a ladder if they can exchange goods with me or if i'll give them a refund!!

 

[Drago]

"I ain't got time to bleed!"

 

[helston90]

I have one that gets a few reads and chuckles it goes:

I LOVE
IT WHEN
MY WIFE
LETS ME GO CYCLING

 

[Paulus]

MrsP bought me one of these for my birthday. It gets quite a few chuckles from the public.---

 

[Joffey]

I have one that gets a few reads and chuckles it goes:

I LOVE
IT WHEN
MY WIFE
LETS ME GO CYCLING

Where did you get that one? That's brilliant!!

 

[raleighnut]

I've got one of these

Great for wearing to work on a Saturday morning and going over to the w*nker who has been giving you grief all week and 'chatting' to them. Ideally over something 'technical'

 

[EltonFrog]

I have a

Tshirt. Made me laugh anyway.

 

[helston90]

It was my wife bought it for me- ironically- from Amazon link

 

[martint235]

http://www.chargrilled.co.uk/t-shirts/default.asp is where I used to get mine. "Sarcasm is just another service that I offer" is one I have, "Live hard, play rugby, die ugly". There's the usual "Your village called, they want their idiot back" and "Your little princess is my little wh*re"

 

[Scoosh]

A friend gave one of these one similar to this to her cycling mad brother. More for runners but the arm warmers would work well.

 

[PhilDawson8270]

 

[TissoT]

My Mrs bought me this ... bit Ironic

 

[winjim]