Tee Shirt Slogans.........any good ones ??

[Dayvo]

I wear this t-shirt as often as I can

Why don't you just get a Tee-shirt that says 'I only speak English, like.'

 

[Milkfloat]

So 3 pages in, I think I can deduce that the answer to the OP's question is 'NO'.

 

[Saluki]

We have
"I've found Gsus"
With our company logo

We like it. I will take a pic later this week

 

[further]

When I worked in Keble college Oxford the medical students had t shirts made with this o the back
KEBLE MEDICS
AT YOUR CERVIX

 

[booze and cake]

I wear this t-shirt as often as I can

Can you explain for thickies like me what is going on here please, looks vaguely Scandiwegian but thats obvs not the joke.

I've got a 'cheer up goth' t-shirt that always makes me smile, and I'm often found on a Sunday wearing a 'my name is Satan' t-shirt in case the God squad come a visiting.

 

[Dayvo]

Can you explain for thickies like me what is going on here please, looks vaguely Scandiwegian but thats obvs not the joke.

I've got a 'cheer up goth' t-shirt that always makes me smile, and I'm often found on a Sunday wearing a 'my name is Satan' t-shirt in case the God squad come a visiting.

It's Icelandic and says 'I don't speak Icelandic.'

 

[booze and cake]

Ha! thanks.

 

[Dayvo]

Oh, and I don't think there is a joke: Icelanders (Scandinavians) don't do humour.

 

[TVC]

Oh, and I don't think there is a joke: Icelanders (Scandinavians) don't do humour.

No it's just to hrep out the locals

 

[Dayvo]

No it's just to hrep out the locals

Is that 'street' talk or don't you speak Inglish either?

 

[w00hoo_kent]

It's Icelandic and says 'I don't speak Icelandic.'

My wife has a similar one from the site I posted the link to. Only 'my mother never taught me Arabic.' Probably, she can't read Arabic, she can speak a bit of it (boat Arabic anyway).

 

[Piemaster]

I have several I wear here at work as a hint to my colleges. I appear to be the only one who can fix anything. They get to change their own lightbulbs, or sit in the dark - it doesn't bother me either way.
"Leave me alone. I know what I'm doing" - Kimi Raikkonen
Keep Calm and Call an Engineer
I am an Engineer. To save time lets assume I'm never wrong.
Have you tried switching it off and on again?

and my favourite, as its also a Dangermouse reference
Crumbs Chief...What do we do now?

 

[buggi]

I'm 6ft tall and I've got a t-shirt with a line across the chest, and the slogan says....

"you must be this tall to ride"

Hehe hehe

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Saw a picture once of a pram with triplets in it. They were wearing t-shirts and the one on the left said " Gonnae no dae that", the centre one said "How no?" And the one on the right said " Jist, gonnae no". I found it quite funny but I suspect only Scots will.

 

[derrick]

I like this one, apart from the pic of the bike.https://fabrily.com/iydl8893?var=wca