Tee Shirt Slogans.........any good ones ??

[w00hoo_kent]

I'm 6ft tall and I've got a t-shirt with a line across the chest, and the slogan says....

"you must be this tall to ride"

Hehe hehe

A friend has one with a line around belly button height and the logo "I've had it up to here with midgets" I think it's a Daily Mash one.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Saw one yesterday on an ugly bloke

A large hand pointing downwards slogan reads- I can recommend the sausage

Not nice.

What, the t - shirt, him, or, most importantly, the sausage??

So 3 pages in, I think I can deduce that the answer to the OP's question is 'NO'.

Sorry..... There was a question??

Probably, she can't read Arabic, she can speak a bit of it (boat Arabic anyway).

What is 'Boat Arabic'?

Saw a picture once of a pram with triplets in it. They were wearing t-shirts and the one on the left said " Gonnae no dae that", the centre one said "How no?" And the one on the right said " Jist, gonnae no". I found it quite funny but I suspect only Scots will.

Huw!! That's taking it too far!!

 

[Shut Up Legs]

A shirt I wear regularly:

 

[vernon]

I have a 'Keep Calm and Eat More Pies' hoody. It always raises a smile when I wear it in a pie shop.

One year the pie truck at Knockengorroch festival paid me in pies to sit at a table by the truck and eat their pies while wearing the hoody.

 

[Brandane]

In the late 70's one of the ships I worked on used to call in at Penang, Malaysia. One of the visitor "must haves" was a T shirt with the local slogan on it - "Penang; Pearl of the Orient".
I got one made up with the slogan "Phuket; Peril of the Orient" on it. The relevance of that may be lost unless you were a merchant seaman who used to visit Phuket, Thailand, in its pre tourist era!

 

[cuberider]

Got one like this for my birthday last year,
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I have one of those in blue. The wife gave it to me for Christmas.

 

[theclaud]

At the risk of appearing slightly nerdy...

 

[Stephenite]

I like this one. They're always sold out though. It says 'Norway isn't created to sit on your arse'. Unless, of course, if you're on a bike..

 

[w00hoo_kent]

What is 'Boat Arabic'?

She's a PADI SCUBA instructor, apparently she can converse fine on the boats but there's a bit of a difference (not a lot agreed) back on land. I presume it's because they populate the boats from a wider catchment area, plus you tend to be talking about a small subset of stuff on them. This is all in the Red Sea.

 

[Fnaar]

My other T-shirt has long sleeves and a collar.

 

[Glow worm]

I've got this one..

I think my favourite was one I saw a cyclist wearing in Aberystwyth once which read on the back 'How's my riding? Call 0800 Kiss My Ar*se' !

 

[ianrauk]

Cheesy I know... but I do have this one

 

[ArDee]

At the risk of appearing slightly nerdy...

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I'm an Arial man myself that's probably even nerdier (if that's a real word!)

 

[Fnaar]

At the risk of appearing slightly nerdy...

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*swoon*

 

[Bollo]

I'm an Arial man myself that's probably even nerdier (if that's a real word!)