Teenagers - some parental advice

[Nihal]

And of course, the young people think they invented sex too, don't they?

Yeah ummm.................NO THANK YOU,YOU CAN TAKE ALL THE CREDIT YOU WANT.

I bet you were the only teenager who thought you invented sex,MDB

 

[cyberknight]

I want my kids to stay , by the time they leave education i will be close to retirement so i will need to charge rent to pay the bills

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I bet you were the only teenager who thought you invented sex,MDB

Um no, but every generation thinks they know oh so much better than the last.

 

[Cubist]

And of course, the young people think they invented sex too, don't they?

I can still see the look on the faces of my two when I told them their mummy and I were going to try to give them a little brother or sister. That was last Sunday morning and at fourteen I guess it's not a picture they want In their heads.......

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I can still see the look on the faces of my two when I told them their mummy and I were going to try to give them a little brother or sister. That was last Sunday morning and at fourteen I guess it's not a picture they want In their heads.......

Mum and Dad are having sex, EWWWWWW GROSS!!
Yes, how do you think you were conceived? Dipshit!


Good luck if you were being serious!

 

[Cubist]

Mum and Dad are having sex, EWWWWWW GROSS!!
Yes, how do you think you were conceived? Dipshit!


Good luck if you were being serious!

No, not serious. I remember an episode of Don't Forget Your Tothbrush where a middle aged couple were on a bed inthe studio dressed in bathrobes. And their daughter was in the audience unaware it was them until they turned over from their passionate embrace. She would have been about 18 or 19. Chris Evans asked the couple various intimate questions and the daughter had to listen to them on live TV. The final question was "what's your favourite position?" and the mum looked straight at her and said "sixty nine."

 

[Nihal]

Um no, but every generation thinks they know oh so much better than the last.

Thats a stupid notion you see....................i don't know much,yes i openly agree(I answer only for myself) that i don't know very much.Just for a fact.....i respect oldies,especially those guys who gave us the M134,TAR 21 and other powerful gas chambers which are water and sand resistant and don't forget those two people who proved that humans had the Wright to fly.I will forever respect them no matter who...............or most likely what i become .End of the day,the experienced people are the ones who survive,not some stupid teen who THINKS he knows better

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Thats a stupid notion you see....................i don't know much,yes i openly agree(I answer only for myself) that i don't know very much.Just for a fact.....i respect oldies,especially those guys who gave us the M134,TAR 21 and other powerful gas chambers which are water and sand resistant and don't forget those two people who proved that humans had the Wright to fly.I will forever respect them no matter who...............or most likely what i become .End of the day,the experienced people are the ones who survive,not some stupid teen who THINKS he knows better

Uh.... huh..... give it a few years, you'll understand.

Actually, it might be different in India, but here it isn't.

 

[Nihal]

Uh.... huh..... give it a few years, you'll understand.

Actually, it might be different in India, but here it isn't.

Oi,what do you think i'm not a teen,i'm 15,MBD, and for the line of work i'm planning to go to,i better respect those people who gave us resistant gas chambers.....................otherwise,cant imagine the world without those beautifully designed loaded gas chambers which are picture perfect..........ohhh that perfect recoil,timing,release................

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

You might, but I now a lot of others who don't.


Anyway, what is all this wittering on about gas chambers? This isn't Nazi Germany you know!

 

[fossyant]

Nihal have you been on the Cobra Beer ?

 

[Nihal]

You might, but I now a lot of others who don't.


Anyway, what is all this wittering on about gas chambers? This isn't Nazi Germany you know!

I'm going on about those things inside rifles which causes a bullet to fly front by pushing the hammer and pops out the empty shell by tha Third Law.Or if you want a simpler explanation the chamber above the barrel which causes the bullet to pop out and moves the stick along the side of every rifle,duhAnd no,i'm not referring to Nazis,Russians were better and themNazis were just copycats.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I realised that.... Actually, I didn't, I assumed, you meant torpedo tubes and so on, seeing as you mentioned the Navy before.

 

[Nihal]

I realised that.... Actually, I didn't, I assumed, you meant torpedo tubes and so on, seeing as you mentioned the Navy before.

Torpedo tubes dont work on the same process.If you were to put primer and gunpowder in a ship or a sub,your Captain would sink you,oh wait he too would have sunk with the ship

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Torpedo tubes dont work on the same process.If you were to put primer and gunpowder in a ship or a sub,your Captain would sink you,oh wait he too would have sunk with the ship

Yes, but the gas... the high pressure to fire the ruddy things out... and all that. I'm no expert, I know very little about Naval things, I have never pretended I did know anything.... other than I know a stupid amount of warship names due to various reasons.