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Tell me it's not 1st April...

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by andy_wrx, 3 Oct 2007.

  1. Tetedelacourse

    Tetedelacourse New Member

    Location:
    Rosyth
    He's not got a leg to stand on.
     
  2. alecstilleyedye

    alecstilleyedye nothing in moderation Staff Member

    did the purchaser tell him to hop it?
     
  3. ChrisKH

    ChrisKH Shorts Adjustment Expert

    Location:
    Essex
    Surely the US has laws in place to stop profiteering from the sale of body parts. The original auction sale of the leg would I'm sure be void. If I was a lawyer I'd prove it. ;)
     
  4. asterix

    asterix Comrade Member

    Location:
    Limoges or York
    April !st spoofs are rarely as good as that:biggrin:
     
  5. Aint Skeered

    Aint Skeered New Member

    He was quoted as saying" I've got nothing against the guys leg, trouble is. neither has he":biggrin:
     
  6. Canrider

    Canrider Guru

    What I want to know is, what's preserving the leg? Did he actually smoke it?
     
  7. Cycling Naturalist

    Cycling Naturalist Legendary Member

    Location:
    Llangollen
    What kind of smoking are we talking about? It would certain get the smoker some respect in dippy hippy circles.
     
  8. There was a case in the town I lived in, 20-odd years ago, where the bin men found several horses' legs in a bin, reported it to the police as suspicious, thinking perhaps it was some sort of horse mutilator or something.

    Turned-out to be a guy training to be a blacksmith, he'd bought them from the abbatoir and was practicing shoeing them....
     
  9. Tetedelacourse

    Tetedelacourse New Member

    Location:
    Rosyth
    How much practice does it take to learn to say "get away from me, horse's leg, go on, off with you!"?
     
  10. alecstilleyedye

    alecstilleyedye nothing in moderation Staff Member

    taxi for têtedelacourse…
     
  11. Pete

    Pete Guest

    Sorry, must be missing something here ... is this some sort of legal dispute?

    Might need to share that taxi...
     
  12. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    Location:
    Thumberland
    Isn't there some kind of ownership cut-off point?
    any room in that cab?
     
  13. Tetedelacourse

    Tetedelacourse New Member

    Location:
    Rosyth
    Plenty room!

    It'd probably be settled differently if the boot was on the other foot.
     
  14. mr_hippo

    mr_hippo Living Legend & Old Fart

    I bet he's a heel, can someone tell him to toe the line?