Terrible bus crash.

[Globalti]

In Newcastle on Tyne a bus load of terrapins has crashed into a bus load or tortoises. Northumbria Police say "It was a turtle disaster".

 

[addictfreak]

clearly you need to understand the geordie dialect for that one.

Made me smile anyway.

 

[Keith Oates]

But I expect the Tu(o)rtles weren't smiling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[KEEF]

Laughed meself oot me shell

 

[MockCyclist]

I think that bus actually crashed in Hull. Who made the fern curl to the Police?

 

[Globalti]

A tin of alphabetti spaghetti has exploded in a 'plane. Police say it could spell disaster.

 

[Fnaar]

A lorry has shed its load of onions on the M1. Police have asked drivers to find a hard shoulder to cry on.

 

[Speicher]

A Police Dog van was broken into last night. The Police say they have no leads.

 

[Speicher]

Thieves stole twenty rabbits from a pet shop last night. Police are hopping to catch the offender.

 

[TheDoctor]

*groan* @ Speicher.

A lorry-load of florescent tubes was stolen yesterday.
Police are unable to shed any light on the theft.

*gets coat*

 

[Archie_tect]

The men who broke into the Derwent Pencil Factory and stole the World's Biggest Pencil will not be prosecuted... the Police say there's no point.

 

[Archie_tect]

Thieves who stole 200 toilets in a daring raid escaped leaving no trace. Police say they have nothing to go on.

 

[levad]

A hole has appeared on the M1, police are looking into it.

 

[Speicher]

Massive tailbacks have been reported on the approach to the N E C. Visitors to the dog show have been asked to allow plenty of time for their journey.

 

[Speicher]

Mrs Jones entered a church this afternoon and was asked to take a seat. She was arrested outside the Chemist's on the High Street.