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Sharky

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Location
Kent
There was one on display at our local shopping centre ...

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Doesn't make my top ten of attractive cars!
 

sevenfourate

Devotee of OCD
That’s one ugly fridge. *Toaster, Microwave, Bedside lamp. Or other electrical appliance…..
 

fossyant

Ride It Like You Stole It!
Location
South Manchester
You mean the Cyber Truck. Can't be sold in Europe due to the 'pedestrian chopping edges' or some such.

Be fine in the US, especially with a big coal blower diesel... Trump doesn't like the 'green version' ;)
 

wiggydiggy

Legendary Member
Ugliest car since the Pontiac Aztec, at least the Aztec was in one of the greatest TV shows ever made. All the Tesla Cybertruck is famous for is being owned by right wing lunatics.

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Sharky

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Location
Kent
You mean the Cyber Truck. Can't be sold in Europe due to the 'pedestrian chopping edges' or some such.

Be fine in the US, especially with a big coal blower diesel... Trump doesn't like the 'green version' ;)

It was on display at the Bluewater shopping centre, near Dartford. Presumably for sale, as people were looking at it. They had a winding queue of people waiting to explore it.
 

fossyant

Ride It Like You Stole It!
Location
South Manchester
Ah but that one is a decent colour ! Doesn't look 'quite' as bad in silver.

PS it only comes in electric toaster version. No coal blowers like the Yanks like.

Coal blowers - modified massive diesel engines with no environmental stuff on it, so the exhaust is black soot ! Very different from modern EU diesels that you just get water vapour mainly !
 

wiggydiggy

Legendary Member
Ah but that one is a decent colour ! Doesn't look 'quite' as bad in silver.

What's that saying, you can't polish a turd? Then again I'd happily own or be driven in a Pontiac Aztec, you couldn't get me in a tesla cybertruck if you paid me.

Anyone not knowing of this thread BTW I think the tesla cybertruck belongs there: https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/pointless-impractical-vehicles.262746/page-129
 

wiggydiggy

Legendary Member
PS it only comes in electric toaster version. No coal blowers like the Yanks like.

Coal blowers - modified massive diesel engines with no environmental stuff on it, so the exhaust is black soot ! Very different from modern EU diesels that you just get water vapour mainly !

Not just a yanky thing sadly, saw a video the other week of some modified land rovers 'rolling coal' to paint a fence, no I have no idea why either
 

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