THAT was close!

[Mad Doug Biker]

There I was, sitting there, minding my own business when I hear a knock at the front door.
I go and answer and come face to face with two guys, one who is a big black guy.

Now, please excuse me, but, I instantly thought

'Jehovah's Witnesses!'

And was in the middle of preparing my excuse for shutting the door when the black guy said

'Hello, its Doctor XYZ, is Mrs X in?'


Wrong house!

 

[Archie_tect]

No, but you look like one...

 

[Fnaar]

I'm trying to join the Jehovah's witnesses, but it's proving really difficult. However, I think I've got my foot in the door.

 

[Archie_tect]

You don't see one for ages, then two come along at once.

 

[Archie_tect]

I'm trying to join the Jehovah's witnesses, but it's proving really difficult. However, I think I've got my foot in the door.

This is when Lance Armstrong announces he's a Jehovah's Witness and upstages the cycling world's theories about him completely.

 

[Deleted member 26715]

I go and answer and come face to face with two guys, one who is a big black guy.

So what was the other & is it relevant?

Alan...

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

So what was the other & is it relevant?

Alan...

Sorry, forgot to mention that you don't get many black people round these parts, so it was..... erm... notable in my little world - this isn't that London place don'tcha know!

 

[Archie_tect]

Mad Doug's world is dominated by Little Nuns...

 

[vernon]

Sorry, forgot to mention that you don't get many black people round these parts, so it was..... erm... notable in my little world - this isn't that London place don'tcha know!

Another one of your amazing powers? Divination of religion by first impression?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Another one of your amazing powers? Divination of religion by first impression?

No, I just don't live anywhere near London!

 

[AnythingButVanilla]

I used to see a couple of Mormons running about the place when I lived in Glasgow. The were American and always immaculately turned out with their shiny suits, rucksacks and name badges that were about a square foot in size. God knows what they'd done in a previous life to end up in Yoker

 

[Deleted member 26715]

I used to work in Lincoln 20 odd years ago & they would actually stop, stare & point if any people of different colour dared to walk up their streets

Alan...

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

God knows what they'd done in a previous life to end up in Yoker

..... Jehovah's Witnesses?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I used to work in Lincoln 20 odd years ago & they would actually stop, stare & point if any people of different colour dared to walk up their streets

Alan...

I'm still pointing, and he's been gone for several hours now!

 

[Minotier]

I'm trying to join the Jehovah's witnesses, but it's proving really difficult. However, I think I've got my foot in the door.

We had two Jehovah's witnesses knock on the door last week. Being the person I am I invited them in.
'Come in, sit down, make yourselves comfortable. I've just made a pot of tea, would you like a cup? How about a slice of cake?'
I went off to get teas and cake, ' Now then what would you like to talk about? I asked them'.
They looked at each other,then one said, ' Sorry, we don't know, we've never got this far before!'