THAT was close!
- Thread starter Mad Doug Biker
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Hitchington
Lovely stuff
- Location
- That London
Invite them in and try and sell some stuff you don't want to them. It'll either put them off and they'll make their excuses and leave or you'll make some money. Either way it's win win.
EltonFrog
Legendary Member
I approach strangers with somewhat of a Quaker attitude in that I try to see the Cyclist within the individual!
Do sit and take porridge together?
What a gem of a thread this is turning out to be and to think I nearly missed it.
Is this the bloke, MDB?
http://drxyz.net/index.html
but be aware...
It's an erotic tale peppered with nuggets of preventive health messages and it's definitely not for kids. If you do catch your children reading the book...snatch it out of their precocious little hands...and later...when they're sleep...grab yourself a glass of fine wine and enjoy the exhilirating tale of how Nicola tries to seduce anything that moves.
Is this the bloke, MDB?
http://drxyz.net/index.html
but be aware...
It's an erotic tale peppered with nuggets of preventive health messages and it's definitely not for kids. If you do catch your children reading the book...snatch it out of their precocious little hands...and later...when they're sleep...grab yourself a glass of fine wine and enjoy the exhilirating tale of how Nicola tries to seduce anything that moves.
Andrew_Culture
Internet Marketing bod
- Location
- The People's Republic Of Suffolk.
[Simpsons quote]You can't judge people from another country that you don't know; that's what they do in Russia![/Simpsons quote]
defy-one
Guest
we still do it in London... when we see a white bloke with brown face and hands.... i sometimes shout "cyclist"
Andrew_Culture
Internet Marketing bod
- Location
- The People's Republic Of Suffolk.
JWs knock on our door quite frequently, but with a polite line about me respecting their right to hold opinions if they offer me the same courtesy we conclude business quite genially. A friend of mine made the mistake of telling them he wasn't interested because he was gay and they decided to 'fix' him.
What's weirder down my way is people who knock on my door and try and convince me I'm living in their house...
What's weirder down my way is people who knock on my door and try and convince me I'm living in their house...
TinyMyNicola?
Melonfish
Evil Genius in training.
- Location
- Warrington, UK
"There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch. "
I'm not allowed to answer the door to jahova's anymore. i tend to have long debates with them about things like evolution and science vs religion and belief. SWMBO go so annoyed she banned me from interacting with em.
I'm not allowed to answer the door to jahova's anymore. i tend to have long debates with them about things like evolution and science vs religion and belief. SWMBO go so annoyed she banned me from interacting with em.
Black Sheep
Guru
- Location
- Rammy
I wouldn't mind some JW's or some mormons coming round, been stuck in the house all week ill (better now) and would be glad of the company
they could help me paint the lounge.
they could help me paint the lounge.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
I'm not racist, but......
I'll refer you good sir to my reaction in post 29....
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Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
I can't remember, he had one of those big African names which sounded like a cross between clearing your throat out and having a speech impediment where you make clicking noises a lot.
SERIOUSLY THOUGH, I can't remember, I was so busy scanning their suits for signs of the Jehova's Witness name badges, and being a little bit confused when I couldn't see any..... that I missed his name
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
I can't remember, he had one of those big African names which sounded like a cross between clearing your throat out and having a speech impediment where you make clicking noises a lot.
SERIOUSLY THOUGH, I can't remember, I was so busy scanning their suits for signs of the Jehova's Witness name badges, and being a little bit confused when I couldn't see any..... that I missed his name
If he had a machine gun I'm sure you would have called him "Sir"
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
If he had a machine gun I'm sure you would have called him "Sir"
Not working in a shop I rarely call anyone Sir unless they are, or deserve it, or, like my reaction to TVC, its in jest/irony.
.... Anyway, I'm sure that if he'd had a machine gun, about the last thing I'd have done was call him Sir!
