mrandmrspoves
Middle aged bald git.
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You assumed the NHS kitchens are cleaner?Depends where you are stood.
Public carsey...............should be OK. NHS hospital ward..............no f****** way.

You assumed the NHS kitchens are cleaner?Depends where you are stood.
Public carsey...............should be OK. NHS hospital ward..............no f****** way.
Lick what?.......The floor.............?It's fine as long as you lick it clean first.
Silly me !You assumed the NHS kitchens are cleaner?![]()
Why does toast always fall the jam/butter side down![]()
There was a bit on the news in the week about this .
basically as soon as it hits the floor , no matter how clean it is the food picks up germs/bacteria as they took cultures from zero and 5 second drops and they were pretty much the same.
and a cat allways lands on its feet ...................so , what happens if you attatch a piece of buttered toast to a cats back and throw the cat in the air![]()
Change the word greyhound to collie-cross and this applies to me too.Nothing would be on our floor for 5 seconds as we have a Greyhound who is starved to death, or so he would have you believe.
Yes, quite a few sweets - a peck is a measure of dry volume equating to 2 imperial gallonsI am not sure how much a peck is but I figure that its probably quite a few sucky sweets worth.
This is a whole new discussions as it appears opinions differ on this. Always been 5 seconds from where I'm fromIt's 3 sec rule for a start and secondary it depends how hungry you are. Standards drop when your hungry. Especially fat a long ride I wouldn't mind eating something that I normally wouldn't. Like fast food
The 5 seconds starts again, surely. Nothing would be on our floor for 5 seconds as we have a Greyhound who is starved to death, or so he would have you believe. We also reckon that the 5 second rule for sucky sweets can be stretched a bit, if the sweet is down there for say 10 seconds, hubby says that you can just lick the germs off and then its ok to eat.
My Aunt used to say 'you have to eat a peck of dirt before you die'. I am not sure how much a peck is but I figure that its probably quite a few sucky sweets worth.