The annoying thing about people that don't ride bikes...

[ComedyPilot]

..the fact they love it when they do...

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

They come up to you and say - "I used to ride a bike"

 

[Saddle bum]

They know more about it than you do.

They also pay Road Tax............................

 

[Stu Smith]

Used to ride 100 mile in a day regular, two or three times a week, and not a bike like that neither....

 

[ianrauk]

When I rode a bike I never jumped red lights like all cyclists do now.

 

[Hill Wimp]

They look at you all weird when you take photos of your bike when you are out for a ride

 

[Saluki]

They think we are all a bit bonkers because a car is much nicer, isn't it

 

[jhawk]

They ask, "How do you get around?"

 

[Hill Wimp]

Somebody asked me recently if i still got my Dad to repair my punctures ?

I'm 47, he is 75 as if

 

[Paulus]

You rode how far!! After telling them that you had a pootle of ten miles.

 

[Milkfloat]

They left hook you at junctions

 

[Hill Wimp]

That must take you ages to get around they say

I overtook you in the traffic queue 3 miles ago and i have been here, done my shopping and am now going home.

You have just arrived.

 

[lee1980sim]

They ask... "do you actually like cycling"

 

[welsh dragon]

They say, in my day we could cycle all day and be safe. Nowadays its not safe to ride a bike. And why aren't you wearing a helmet? Your an accident waiting to happen you know.

 

[Dave7]

Somebody asked me recently if i still got my Dad to repair my punctures ?

I'm 47, he is 75 as if

Well???
Do you ?