The Beckhams are Expecting...

[ASC1951]

How about, Halfwayupthestairs.

As White Eagle asked, "What business is it of yours, Two Dogs Shagging?"

Well, good luck to them. I seem to be alone amongst my friends in finding David Beckham a perfectly reasonable, hard working lad with a normal sized ego.

 

[661-Pete]

on the same theme: "Missionary"?

 

[661-Pete]

This thread's going to have to move - somewhere ...

 

[ThePainInSpain]

How about..........................













I don't give a shite.......................

 

[Dayvo]

How about..........................


I don't give a shite.......................

Enough of a shite to waste your valuable time replying!

 

[Davidc]

Mid-Atlantic Ridge?

 

[rich p]

Boris? He might play tennis.

 

[Maverick Goose]

Hartington?

 

[krushavik]

If its a girl it could be Virgin Mile High Beckham.lol

 

[Aperitif]

Harry - whatever sex the little one is. And it will wear red nappies. (To catch all the rich pee)

 

[Stephenite]

If a boy - Angelo (if they haven't used it already)

a girl - Luna (or, maybe, Tuna)

 

[Fnaar]

I bet they call 'it' something really ordinary, like Jill, Anne, Thomas or Norbert

 

[Stephenite]

The results are in.

I don't think anyone on here would have come within a million miles. But that's because the Beckhams are stars light years beyond our humdrum little lives.

The name is Harper Seven

WTF?

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Waynetta Slob: "It's exotic."

 

[Silver Fox]

Harper bloody Seven. Sounds like a something you'd clean the bog with.