- Location
- The TerrorVortex
Lightweights!!
All cars to have airbags removed, and a ruddy great sharp spike in the middle of the steering wheel.
Seat belts to be made illegal.
A minimum engine size of a five litre V8. Drive half a mile to the shops and it'll cost you a tenner in fuel alone.
Caught speeding by 15 mph over the limit - the car is torched there and then.
Kill someone by dangerous driving - the car is torched after the driver has a hand superglued to it. Blunt saw to be provided.
There we go. Road chaos ended.
*congratulates self*
All cars to have airbags removed, and a ruddy great sharp spike in the middle of the steering wheel.
Seat belts to be made illegal.
A minimum engine size of a five litre V8. Drive half a mile to the shops and it'll cost you a tenner in fuel alone.
Caught speeding by 15 mph over the limit - the car is torched there and then.
Kill someone by dangerous driving - the car is torched after the driver has a hand superglued to it. Blunt saw to be provided.
There we go. Road chaos ended.
*congratulates self*