The Big Issue - #1 in a compulsive series

[rich p]

I have a mental image I need to get rid of now. I may start a thread.

Hurry up Crax, I'm feeling the heat...

 

[Electric_Andy]

If using bleach, leave cup in freezer overnight and it gets rid of the bleach smell apparently.

 

[Dirk]

Don't chuck it in the park! Broken china goes in the hardcore skip at the recycling centre.

I thought that one was for magazines only?

 

[ianrauk]

Well? All clean and sparkly white now?
I was thinking about your dirty stained fine china cups on the way to work this rmoning.

 

[Fnaar]

Why are you putting your nether regions in your tea cup?

Is that what teabagging means?

 

[Puddles]

Is that what teabagging means?

Could be. I have been bereft of access to male nether regions for quite some time so I cannot test this theory.. as you are in possession of the correct articles required, experiment and report back

 

[Fnaar]

Could be. I have been bereft of access to male nether regions for quite some time so I cannot test this theory.. as you are in possession of the correct articles required, experiment and report back

Currently in A&E. The nurse says I'll probably be seen by 5pm. Sitting on a packet of frozen peas. Crying a bit.
I guess you're meant to pour the hot water out of the cup first.

 

[Puddles]

Currently in A&E. The nurse says I'll probably be seen by 5pm. Sitting on a packet of frozen peas. Crying a bit.
I guess you're meant to pour the hot water out of the cup first.

You could put iced water in the cup and give it another go

 

[Tim Hall]

Could be. I have been bereft of access to male nether regions for quite some time so I cannot test this theory.. as you are in possession of the correct articles required, experiment and report back

As a pick up line, the first part of your statement takes some beating.

 

[Puddles]

As a pick up line, the first part of your statement takes some beating.

I am not sure that you telling people you do not have access to male nether regions will have the desired effect

 

[rich p]

Well? All clean and sparkly white now?
I was thinking about your dirty stained fine china cups on the way to work this rmoning.

Sorry it took so long, Ian. You must have been on tenterhooks!

 

[Hill Wimp]

Can I suggest the next 'Big Issue in a Compulsive Series' should be how to clean the draining board of a stainless steel sink?

Goodness i am compulsive on this issue. I hate water marks.

I use Astonish paste twice a day but polish inbetween.

There i have said it now, tied myself to the tree for flagellation and ridicule.

I can't help it

 

[rich p]

Can I suggest the next 'Big Issue in a Compulsive Series' should be how to clean the draining board of a stainless steel sink?

It's different for those of us who have to get out and graft every day...

 

[ianrauk]

Looking good @rich p my man, looking good...

 

[TVC]

Sorry it took so long, Ian. You must have been on tenterhooks!

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Very nice, now, what about your teapot?