The cheek of it!

[Baggy]

After foolishly doing some weeding at dusk I'm shocked to find that the midges have taken liberties with my bot cheeks.

How dare they! I'm itchy!

 

[Fnaar]

Have some virtual cream... (rub rub, rub rub)
There... how's that?

 

[Baggy]

Still itchy!

 

[spandex]

Ive got some home made cream if you wish?

 

[Chuffy]

OI! If anyone is going to spread home made unguents into Baggy's bot then it's me...

 

[tdr1nka]

Now you know tho, wedding at dusk on a hot spring night, you'll be needing bee keeping attire!

We get loads of horse flies in Ireland and I certainly don't allow them access to my bot!

 

[fossyant]

Well get going then before this lot do !

 

[spandex]

OI! If anyone is going to spread home made unguents into Baggy's bot then it's me...

Ok? I was not asking if I could rub my home made cream on her butt. But is it not upto Baggy to say who can or cant do the rubbing???

 

[Keith Oates]

Nope, Baggy is Chuffy's wife and he decides. It would be the same the other way round if he had the bites!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[col]

Talk about a loaded thread,of course people are going to crack(oops) jokes

 

[Chuffy]

Nope, Baggy is Chuffy's wife and he decides.

Damn right! Are you lot looking at my bird?

 

[spandex]

Nope, Baggy is Chuffy's wife and he decides. It would be the same the other way round if he had the bites!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Arrrr I did not know

 

[tdr1nka]

Tsk. I don't know.

It really is a sad day when a married woman can't just go on an internet forum and say she has an itchy a*rse, without all kinda hell breaking loose.

 

[mickle]

Damn right! Are you lot looking at my bird?

yes

 

[spandex]

Damn right! Are you lot looking at my bird?

Just the same as I say to all the blokes NO!!!