The complain about football thread.

[stephec]

Be careful what you whip out, Rolf Harris did something similar with his Digeridoo and look how much trouble he is in now

He should've stuck to blowing it himself.

 

[shouldbeinbed]

Music and football, two beautiful languages bringing people together the world over.

And yet...

Brazil have done the decent thing and banned these deluded, self important, unwanted, unimaginative, barely musically literate cretins from ruining the atmosphere with 5742 alternate renditions a fragment of The Great Escape and Rule Britannia.

I sincerely hope the rest of world football follows suit #bantheband

 

[TVC]

Roads should be quieter when there's football on!

Sadly the matches will be on in the evening here. During the last European competition Ingerlund had a match on a saturday afternoon. It was a lovely sunny day, so we took a picnic to the local beauty spot which is usually rammed. We had the place to ourselves, it was great.

 

[Lullabelle]

Last time there was a big match during the day, the boss gave the ok for all fans to go home early to watch the match. If I were to ask to go home early to see a stage of the Tour de France then I would be told to take a days holiday! Outrageous

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

It's what Radio 4 was invented for.........

If Radio 4 was invented for cricket it must naturally follow that cricket's not worth watching

CORRECTION, Radio 4 was invented for MORNINGTON CRESCENT......... And we all know that that hasn't been worth listening too for years!!

Great!
Still thanks to the internet I can now use a mouse left-handed ....

I use the mouse and touchpad thingies on laptops left handed.
I started after realising that stopping using the computer to write something down, eat something, etc etc, was just daft.

You have no idea how many odd looks I get from stupid cretins when they see me doing it somewhere public (using my left hand, not..... Oh, that just sounds worse!!). Even the act of *shock horror* MOVING the mouse pad has some in frothing fits of rage!!

I'd like to complain............in the sweepstake at our junior football club, I drew Brazil. They said it had been done incorrectly......I now have South Korea.

Didn't like you then did they??

Really, that's awful!!

Last time there was a big match during the day, the boss gave the ok for all fans to go home early to watch the match. If I were to ask to go home early to see a stage of the Tour de France then I would be told to take a days holiday! Outrageous

Although, to be fair, that was when you were working at Wembley Stadium, wasn't it??

Seriously though

 

[AndyRM]

For all you non-football fans, the opportunity to blend in over the next month has presented itself.

http://picturesthatigoneanddone.bigcartel.com/category/t-shirts

I'm getting a blue one.

 

[TVC]

 

[cyberknight]

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The hills pubs are alive with the sound of screaming !
Football "fans " when the team lose .

Although without piccies i dont believe you can wear that dress and sing at the same time