The complain about football thread.

[MarkF]

I'd like to complain............in the sweepstake at our junior football club, I drew Brazil. They said it had been done incorrectly......I now have South Korea.

 

[Hyslop]

I'll put a fiver in and we can buy the club between us.

As long as I can play Scrum half,and have my own soap,the big boys used to take it off me and throw me out onto the car park

 

[mr_cellophane]

How can they get though hundreds of different sports (including football) in 2 weeks for the Olympics, yet the World Cup lasts for 5 weeks ?

 

[perplexed]

Oh good, not as serious as we first thought. My thoughts are with his family at this time, here's hoping for a speedy recovery.

Oh yes, and this demonstrates why they have such a short career, thus requiring a weekly income equivalent to the national debt of a modest-sized African country. I mean, if they don't earn £300,000 a week, how on Earth are they going to retire at 31!?!

 

[AndyRM]

How can they get though hundreds of different sports (including football) in 2 weeks for the Olympics, yet the World Cup lasts for 5 weeks ?

If you're upset now, you'll be delighted to know that Euro 2016 has been knackered to include an extra 8 teams, adding a week to an otherwise concise and exciting tournament.

 

[TVC]

So how is Ing-er-lunds brutal training regime going at their five star Miami golf resort?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

So how is Ing-er-lunds brutal training regime going at their five star Miami golf resort?

They have to get up first thing at 2 in the afternoon, make do with 5 star service and swan about for the rest of the day doing the best part of **** all. I've heard things are so bad they're having to wipe their arses using day-old chicks.

 

[Peteaud]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4CXY6TVBMc


still makes me laugh.

 

[yello]

i like fishing yet i wouldnt want to sit and watch a fishing match it loses to much enjoyment value to watch rather than do

That's how I feel about cycling!

 

[Katherine]

Roads should be quieter when there's football on!

 

[stephec]

Is it time for me to whip out my vuvuzela?

Give us a warning first if you do.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Only on Long Wave. You can keep the bloody cricket (the world's second most boring game) off R4 FM.

Cricketist!!!!

 

[AndyRM]

There is a quiet beauty which surrounds cricket on long wave.

On the topic of complaining about football, I'd like to moan about a storm being the most entertaining aspect of England's friendly this evening so far. I don't really know why I'm watching this pish. I should go to bed.

 

[youngoldbloke]

Only on Long Wave. You can keep the bloody cricket (the world's second most boring game) off R4 FM.

OFF LW as well We have lousy FM reception, so have to endure the cricket season on R4 - its usually on R5 and R5 Sports Extra as well FFS!

 

[Adam1965]

Give us a warning first if you do.

Be careful what you whip out, Rolf Harris did something similar with his Digeridoo and look how much trouble he is in now