Fnaar
Smutmaster General
- Location
- Thumberland
Is it time for me to whip out my vuvuzela?
The complain about football thread.
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Lullabelle
Banana
- Location
- Midlands UK
There are 7 guys in the office and they are all football mad 
11pm... I'm tucked up in bed with a nice cup of cocoa by then
Cocoa is a drink from the Devil's pestulantly infected rectum.
That is all.
On another note, as someone has already mentioned, the armchair experts are at it at work.
Such phrases as:
'He needs someone with a good left foot who can get it up 'the park''
'They're weak on that vulnerable left side'
'He needs a good supply of high balls floated into the box from the right'
'They need to draw them in and 'it 'em on the break''
Enough already. It doesn't matter.
We ain't going to win it because a) it's being held in a million degree heat, and b) there appear to be teams who have got other ideas...
Such phrases as:
'He needs someone with a good left foot who can get it up 'the park''
'They're weak on that vulnerable left side'
'He needs a good supply of high balls floated into the box from the right'
'They need to draw them in and 'it 'em on the break''
Enough already. It doesn't matter.
We ain't going to win it because a) it's being held in a million degree heat, and b) there appear to be teams who have got other ideas...
John the Monkey
Frivolous Cyclist
- Location
- Crewe
DAMNIT. I've been basing all my tactical quotes on John Barnes' rapping, e.g.
"They'll always hit you and hurt you, you must defend and attack"
or
"There's only one way to beat them, get 'round the back."
John the Monkey
Frivolous Cyclist
- Location
- Crewe
Yes.
MontyVeda
a short-tempered ill-controlled small-minded troll
- Location
- Lancaster... the little city.
Has the England team released their 2014 morale boosting World Cup single yet?
youngoldbloke
The older I get, the faster I used to be ...
Might be time to remind everyone of the advice issued by the DVLA in 2010:
Newsflash from DVLA
In order to assist other motorists in identifying potentially dangerous drivers, it's now compulsory for anyone with a lower than average IQ and driving ability to display a warning flag.
The flag (a red cross on a white background) will be attached to the top of one door of any vehicle driven by drivers with a below average IQ.
Drivers of exceptionally low ability are required to attach additional flags to their vehicles.
Newsflash from DVLA
In order to assist other motorists in identifying potentially dangerous drivers, it's now compulsory for anyone with a lower than average IQ and driving ability to display a warning flag.
The flag (a red cross on a white background) will be attached to the top of one door of any vehicle driven by drivers with a below average IQ.
Drivers of exceptionally low ability are required to attach additional flags to their vehicles.
My mates said I was the most annoying T*^* they'd ever met....I nearly chocked on my vuvuzela
Fnaar
Smutmaster General
- Location
- Thumberland
I have one I got 'free' from Lidl with some coffee just before last World Cup. I use it as a sellotape-roll holder, but I'm feeling the urge to whip it out.
Fab Foodie
hanging-on in quiet desperation ...
- Location
- Kirton, Devon.
May one be ambivalent?
AndyRM
XOXO
- Location
- North Shields
Be careful when you're sliding the ring down the shaft, you don't want to cause any damage.
Maverick Goose
A jumped up pantry boy, who never knew his place
- Location
- A champagne supernova in the sky
And don't blow too hard
John the Monkey
Frivolous Cyclist
- Location
- Crewe
Sure, just write with the other hand, innit.
