The complain about football thread.

[stuee147]

ohh goody a thread thats anti football its about time lol
i can honestly say that in the last 40 years or so i have been lucky enough to have never ever watched or even listened to a football match. dont get me wrong i used to enjoy playing it but never been interested in watching it i just dont understand what the enjoyment is folk get from it. i mean i like fishing yet i wouldnt want to sit and watch a fishing match it loses to much enjoyment value to watch rather than do.

stuee

 

[youngoldbloke]

ohh goody a thread thats anti football its about time lol
i can honestly say that in the last 40 years or so i have been lucky enough to have never ever watched or even listened to a football match. dont get me wrong i used to enjoy playing it but never been interested in watching it i just dont understand what the enjoyment is folk get from it. i mean i like fishing yet i wouldnt want to sit and watch a fishing match it loses to much enjoyment value to watch rather than do.

stuee

Could be me, except I never enjoyed playing it, and I've never ever felt any inclination to go fishing either . The huge amount of tat being foisted on the public, and the hours of broadcasting and acres of newsprint wasted on speculation and 'analysis' really is very depressing .

 

[Spartak]

As I was the creator of 'The Football Thread' I will say ......... no comment

 

[John the Monkey]

I have one I got 'free' from Lidl with some coffee just before last World Cup. I use it as a sellotape-roll holder, but I'm feeling the urge to whip it out.

I've been thinking about this, and isn't coffee a rather odd thing to bundle this with?

Were Lidl making sure that your neighbours would have no escape from your accursed tooting, as even the mercy of you falling into a breathless stiupor was denied them by an excess of caffeine?

 

[pplpilot]

If I was to rant about how much I really detest and hate wendyball it would most likely be the longest thread in the history of the internet.

 

[Fnaar]

I've been thinking about this, and isn't coffee a rather odd thing to bundle this with?

Were Lidl making sure that your neighbours would have no escape from your accursed tooting, as even the mercy of you falling into a breathless stiupor was denied them by an excess of caffeine?

I think it was just to make sure Johnny Punter was sufficiently caffeined-up in order to vcreate Maximum tootage-annoyance. Or maybe it was bundled with Biltong, not sure

 

[John the Monkey]

I think it was just to make sure Johnny Punter was sufficiently caffeined-up in order to vcreate Maximum tootage-annoyance. Or maybe it was bundled with Biltong, not sure

MAXIMUM TOOTAGE

 

[Fab Foodie]

Sure, just write with the other hand, innit.

Great!
Still thanks to the internet I can now use a mouse left-handed ....

 

[pplpilot]

...In fact I'm hoping for and incredibly speedy exit, at least then we wont have to put up with just how great our 'heroes' are doing every second of every waking hour. Am I also led to believe one of 'our boys' is out already due to a broken nail?

 

[wait4me]

It's what Radio 4 was invented for.........

If Radio 4 was invented for cricket it must naturally follow that cricket's not worth watching

 

[MontyVeda]

...In fact I'm hoping for and incredibly speedy exit, at least then we wont have to put up with just how great our 'heroes' are doing every second of every waking hour. Am I also led to believe one of 'our boys' is out already due to a broken nail?

it's actually chipped nail varnish.

 

[pplpilot]

it's actually chipped nail varnish.

Oh good, not as serious as we first thought. My thoughts are with his family at this time, here's hoping for a speedy recovery.

 

[Archie_tect]

If Radio 4 was invented for cricket it must naturally follow that cricket's not worth watching

...but the cake's good in the commentary box.

 

[Hyslop]

Great stuff!Im not on my own then? I cant stand it at any price.Still,before you know it England will be back at Heathrow,jaws and knuckles on the floor as usual.In fact, I dislike football so much that I thought of supporting Carlisle Utd next year or even going the whole hog and playing for them.

 

[Archie_tect]

I'll put a fiver in and we can buy the club between us.