The complain about football thread.

[perplexed]

The World Cup.

Also known as the International Diving Championships...

 

[Shut Up Legs]

Bloody damn football! Grrr!

......................

No, wait... is that your "football", or my "football"?

 

[Deleted member 23692]

Anyone fed up with football should get on iplayer and watch Danny Bake.

I'd have to be well and truly fed up with life to deliberately watch Danny Baker.. I think I'll stick to being indifferent to whatever football event is happening now/soon.

Where's me washboard?

 

[yello]

Odd thing is that I used to like it. I supported a team (who I still follow the results of) and was a season ticket holder for a few seasons. Never interested in the international game though.

These days though I can't be arsed watching any of it. I don't hate it, it simply doesn't interest me. Needless to say, I'll not be watching the world cup.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Why would he keep them up his sleeve? It's not as though his armpits are going to be safe over the next couple of weeks anyway.

Besides, what sort of sleeves are we talking about, I mean, they would have to be HUGE and would simply make him look stupid!

The World Cup.

Also known as the International Diving Championships...

The one and only game I watched the last time was with that Portuguese guy..... Ronaldo is it??

Annyway, within about 5 minutes, I SO wanted to punch his stupid greeting little face, the cheating sh*t!


Needless to say, I hate football, but especially him. Period.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Unfortunately, it gets worse because I'll be darn sarf when its on, GOWD!!

 

[John the Monkey]

Down with that sort of thing.

Although it did, I suppose, give us New Order's "World in Motion".

So maybe it's not all bad.

But then, there's "Three Lions".

Urgh.

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

I was on a training course once and when lunchtime came around there were four of us in the pub waiting for the food to arrive.The first topic of conversation was football (obviously, we were all male and that seems to be the default setting when you meet new people) and after a while the other three noticed I hadn't said much.

"Do you not like football then?"
"Not really. Never been a sporty person, don't support a team"
"Oh...."

Then they carried on talking about football.

Yawn.

 

[PaulSecteur]

I dont mind football, although im not a fan.

Its all the arm chair managers that are annoying.

 

[MarkF]

I love football, it is beautiful, I also like the cheating and histrionics, spitting, diving, shirt tugging, fouling, play acting etc I don't want to see two teams of earnest and honest men playing by the rules, how boring, I hope we get another game in this WC like the battle of Nuremberg in 2006, a great game!

 

[AndyRM]

I was all ready to post on this thread about how much I love football, much in the same way folk seem to pop up on football threads saying how much they hate it...

@MarkF got there before me. With a splendid video no less.

In a poor attempt to redeem my tardiness, here is Nigel de Jong trying to kick a hole through Xabi Alonso.

 

[Over The Hill]

Only a few days to go before the pronunciation of England jumps from the standard two syllable format to the Tournament Mode three syllable format.

In-Ger-Land


My car flags are at the ready too.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I used to go and watch Coventry City play at Highfield Road, and a few other shitty grounds, therefore I have no interest in football.

 

[EltonFrog]

I have no interest in the "beautiful game", such is my disinterest I can't even be bothered to complain about it.

 

[AndyRM]

I used to go and watch Coventry City play at Highfield Road, and a few other shitty grounds, therefore I have no interest in football.

You mean... you went more than once? I hope your recovery was swift and painless.