The completely pointless thread

[Lullabelle]

The Pet Shop Boys

NO

 

[Lullabelle]

May I offer for inclusion to your list Chris Evans, Claudia Winkleman, Dale Winton, and them two annoying twunts on that cookery programme that keep saying " that's a luvverly plate of food".

Please do

 

[Lullabelle]

Vomit inducing cack, mayonnaise not Mort.

You must have a dark, deeply disturbed secret, 3B, to hate mayonnaise with such passion.... you can tell us... you're among friends here [well apart from Mort, obviously].

mayonnaise tastes even better with garlic

 

[threebikesmcginty]

mayonnaise tastes even better with garlic

Mods, chuck this crazy dame out!

 

[TVC]

Mods, chuck this crazy dame out!

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[EltonFrog]

Escargot.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

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Yebbut mayonnaise and worse still, lovely garlic ruined by mayonnaise.

 

[Archie_tect]

Add Richard Madeley to Chris Evans.

They're just entertainers, so I shouldn't get irritated but talk about self-obsessed! [What?]

 

[swee'pea99]

40 Naughtiest Celebrity Scandals - a 2-hour shite-fest just coming up on a channel called Viva, apparently.
And all similar televisual treats (of which there appear to be a depressing number).

 

[colly]

Something advertised on tv a few weeks ago. I can't remember who was selling it but it was an automatic liquid soap dispenser. The idea being that you didn't have to get your hands dirty pressing the plunger.

You are about to wash your hands for God's sake, does it really matter??

 

[Night Train]

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

You must have a dark, deeply disturbed secret, 3B, to hate mayonnaise with such passion.... you can tell us... you're among friends here [well apart from Mort, obviously].

For me it is Coleslaw.

Do I have any friends, or is what I've just said so completely and utterly wrong it's beyond redemption??

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

For me it is Coleslaw.

Do I have any friends, or is what I've just said so completely and utterly wrong it's beyond redemption??

I've no idea about your private life but if I've got cabbage, carrots and onions around I'll grate them and drown them in a vinaigrette. I quite like coleslaw as sold but I prefer the veg like that. This may be wrong for others but it's right for me.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I've no idea about your private life but if I've got cabbage, carrots and onions around I'll grate them and drown them in a vinaigrette. I quite like coleslaw as sold but I prefer the veg like that. This may be wrong for others but it's right for me.

The ingredients are fine, and I like them in a nice salad too, but its the stuff they are mixed with, it makes it look like some sort of puke on a plate, carrots and all!

 

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