The completely pointless thread

[Archie_tect]

My name is Archie and I am a mayo addict.

 

[Archie_tect]

Something advertised on tv a few weeks ago. I can't remember who was selling it but it was an automatic liquid soap dispenser. The idea being that you didn't have to get your hands dirty pressing the plunger.

You are about to wash your hands for God's sake, does it really matter??

...then you have to grasp the pull handles of the entrance and lobby doors to get out, unless you loiter until someone comes in, but that might look a bit odd in a public toilet... just don't eat the peanuts.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

My name is Archie and I am a mayo addict.

 

[Maz]

That gameshow hosted by Alexander Armstrong.

 

[Smurfy]

Let me guess, it's an engraving of a medieval, open-air mayonaise production line?

 

[jayonabike]

Blunt pencils

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Smooth peanut butter.

 

[Drago]

Does anyone drink their own ursine?

 

[Matt1705]

Quite a few game shows spring to mind, not just the aptly named 'Pointless'

Deal or No Deal
The chase

I'm sure there's more lol

 

[Peteaud]

just the wife!

 

[Pat "5mph"]

[QUOTE 2172911, member: 259"]Does anyone else drink beetroot juice?[/quote]
No

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Does anyone drink their own ursine?

[QUOTE 2172922, member: 259"]I couldn't bear it!

There was someone at uni who did. I can't remember why, but he was a genuine nutter. He dropped out and I think he became an asbestos miner or something.[/quote]

What's Ursine?

Quite a few game shows spring to mind, not just the aptly named 'Pointless'

Deal or No Deal
The chase

I'm sure there's more lol

At least with Pointless you can learn things! Can't say the same for Deal Or No Deal though (except for how much of a gobsh*te Noel Edmonds is! ).

 

[slowmotion]

Shiny after-market alloy wheels on a customised hot hatch. And that spoiler... and that bucket exhaust...and don't even get me on the subject of your "in-car entertainment system" that takes up most of the interior. BTW, your choice of "music" isn't really that cool either. Get a life, mate.

 

[Night Train]

Bikes that can't carry stuff.

 

[EltonFrog]

Three wheel cars.