The cycle chat guide to being middle class

[Supersuperleeds]

He couldn't afford my upkeep

No man is rich enough to afford the upkeep you deserve.

 

[Dec66]

These days, I actually get out of the bath to have a poo.

That marks me down as a social climber, evidently. One, for getting out of the bath, and two, for being able to get in it in the first place, as by rights it should be full of coal.

What a class traitor I am.

 

[roadrash]

I spell shyte with a Y, am i middle class

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I take the dishes out of the sink if I'm going to waz in it.

 

[Dec66]

I take the dishes out of the sink if I'm going to waz in it.

I knew, when we were courting, that my missus was classy, because when I popped her up to the kitchen sink for a spot of "jiggy jiggy", she insisted on moving the dishes first.**










** There is a song by a '70s Liverpool band called Supercharge about this

 

[Dec66]

After each ride I check my cycle shorts for skid marks (before putting them in the wash)......does that qualify me as middle class ?
Not sure what I will do when I actually find some

 

[shouldbeinbed]

Having a Boden Catalogue.


Not even buying from it just having the thing

 

[shouldbeinbed]

After each ride I check my cycle shorts for skid marks (snip)
Not sure what I will do when I actually find some

Sniff em to make sure they're yours

 

[Dec66]

Sniff em to make sure they're yours

Or, do your ride with a Mars bar in your back pocket on a hot day, then stick your tongue on the marks.

A bit like Russian Roulette.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

My OH prefers leaf tea, never tea bags...

This is only middle class if you wash the inside of the teapot.

 

[Hill Wimp]

Unless they own a distillery...

but they'd be bankrupt within a year as she drank the entire production run.

 

[Smokin Joe]

Owning a Brooks saddle.

 

[cosmicbike]

I'm upper class, so I'm afraid I can't contribute to this thread.

I look up to him ^^^

 

[Hill Wimp]

I notice you don't deny it...

I haven't a clue what you mean but if you do find a a suitably rich gin distillery owner do let me know

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

so normal service is resumed

Still doing the chores then...........