The Cycle Chat Secret Santa

[Noodley]

...and a half dozen cakes

Have a check to see if any of them have a file inside, and send to HMP Slade...ta

 

[threebikesmcginty]

What's this, two industial 100 gallon barrels of Muc-Off - so who's got the filthiest bikes on CC, oh yeah must be for Ianrauk and Fossyant!!!

Try and keep your bikes cleans lads ... like me

 

[rich p]

There's a package here that rattles as if something could be broken.

I'ts for 3BM, so it's either a box of sweeties or a Dolly Parton compilation album.

Either way, it's dolly mixtures

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Hmmm what are these slips of paper with terrible puns on. Ah yes, your crackers Teef.

Big bag of something from KP here too. Rich P, your nuts!








©The two Ronnies

 

[potsy]

Industrial size box of Alka Seltzer, must be Frans'

 

[Shaun]

There are quite a few subscriptions for C+, a Knitting Weeky, FNPftC (Friday Night Photo's from the Coast), and Flapjack Maker Monthly ... but who in the heck ordered the International Nudist calendar?

 

[Paulus]

Following on from the magazine subscription above, someone has ordered 20 back numbers of health and efficiency from 1968 Who could these be for?

 

[Shaun]

Can someone let Ianrauk know that his electron microscope has finally arrived.

Should really be able to get his bike clean now ...

 

[Archie_tect]

The oven cleaning scrubber has arrived, she says she's one of Fnaar's...

 

[Gerry Attrick]

There's a large trunk in the corner. What's in that?

Ah, it has a hundredweight or so of earth and a large bag of seed. The instructions say it is a "Grow your own elephant grass in your flat kit".

That'll be for Arch then. Hope she's up for the tusk task!

 

[Headgardener]

Admin I've come to help with the distribution what would you like me to do?

 

[NormanD]

 I forgot the lable on this one so, had to unwrap it to check I was sending it to potsy for his bath time reading

 

Now where did I put the Train Spotting book for TMC?

 

[Aperitif]

I went a-rummaging and found this...I wonder who it might be for?

 

[Aperitif]

Damn! And I tripped over this while climbing over Shaun's sofa...

I nearly 'urt me 'ed guv.

 

[Norm]

Just what I wanted thank you

Right, I have unwrapped this one, ooh a book, must be for norm

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Hee hee

No mention of where to tuck my t shirts.

Now I'm going to have "choose life" in my head for the next 48 hours.

I picked up a pressie from someone who doesn't quite get the idea of "Secret Santa" as it says To MrP, from Linfy.