The Cycle Chat Secret Santa

[Arch]

This is a very flat parcel, and very soft. Tied up with a lovely bow. It looks like something for one of our more smartly-dressed members. Who do I know who likes Penny Farthings?

I can think of someone, but I don't know if I've ever seen him in a tie....!

(well perhaps, in a period costume)

 

[potsy]

Ooh this one is light,flat and feels like a calendar, wonder who it could be for?
There's a clue, all the pictures of a certain dancer have been cut out(Artem?)

Must be Speichers present to arch

 

[Aperitif]

Found these when sweeping up earlier - must have fallen out of Ianrauk's parcel... He'll probably need to soak 'em, slide 'em and stick 'em before Sunday afternoon...

 

[badkitty]

Oh, I just know this is going to be something really lovely, such a nice box..

A pearl necklace!


Must be for Lisa.


Strange, I thought she'd already had lots of those...

 

[theclaud]

I have picked up what feels like either an incredibly heavy, well-packed boardgame, or a book.

Oh, it's a book.

I think theclaud might like this:

Sam

Why, thank you, RB!

The label has come off this one, but it seems to have Smeggers' fingerprints on it. Who's it for, Smeggers? And why are you crying?

 

[Lisa21]

Oh, I just know this is going to be something really lovely, such a nice box..

A pearl necklace!


Must be for Lisa.


Strange, I thought she'd already had lots of those...

Ooh, Ill get you back for that missus............................................ xxxxx

 

[meenaghman]

There were a few people on the Christmas thread that this might help...
http://www.rte.ie/news/2010/1214/ukraine.html That said collection in Ukraine.. Still Xmas in UK or UKraine not much difference for some people.
Don't know if the name of the company - "kind fairy" is doublespeak.

 

[Davidc]

Stop Press

Police have just raided Admin's office - Warrant issued for the arrest of Aperitif!

Nice packet of stuff s-cat-t-e-r-e-d all over the floor. Whoever is responsible should wrap up...

On a charge of using Admin's talc ...
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Bálla Powder “Keeps your balls cool”

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to help mend a puncture !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Aperitif]

Do you think the cops will print me for dusts?

 

[Davidc]

Do you think the cops will print me for dusts?

No, not if you stump up for pints!

 

[Baggy]

Lisa21 and I have been rummaging round under the tree and have found something that maybe badkitty might like - though there might be a few others who are interested.

It's pink, has waggly ears and if I just pop the batteries into it...ooh! Now it's waggling them round I'm not sure how to get it to stop

 

[Aperitif]

I'm not sure how to get it to stop

Tricky one. Have you tried pressing it anywhere baggy (or firm)? My bicycle lights work that way...just makes for a shaky ride home

 

[Baggy]

...just makes for a shaky ride home

Are you sure it's not the cobbles?

 

[Aperitif]

Are you sure it's not the cobbles?

No. they're nice and warm usually.

 

[Baggy]

Cobbles, or cockles? Anyway, even though I've tried keeping it in a confined space, I still can't get this thing to stop - can you see an off switch?