The Cyclechat Tall and Beautiful Persons Club

[Dirk]

If I wear me Noddy Holder boots I'm 6'2". I've been mistaken for him on the phone.

 

[Mugshot]

all applicants should post a photo

Like this

 

[postman]

I wouldn’t join any club that would have me as a member.

I believe a well known person said that many many moons ago.

 

[Supersuperleeds]

I'm 6' 2" and my mam thinks I'm beautiful.

Do I get a membership card and will it get me discounts in café's?

 

[Dirk]

I believe a well known person said that many many moons ago.

That was Karl Marx when he was asked to join the Communist Party.*

*This should really be in the Odd Factoids thread.

 

[postman]

Postman's application is in the post.

But just incase it gets lost.

6' 4",grade one haircut,two hearing aids,one good eye,one eye seeing double.Size 12 feet,likes coffee cake and chocolate.Trapped in a time warp,when everything was better including the local football team who have just been knocked out of the FA Cup.

 

[graham56]

I believe a well known person said that many many moons ago.

Groucho Marx I think.

 

[pawl]

I wouldn’t join any club that would have me as a member.

I’m surprised at.
you Rocky nicking another persons qoute.couldhave beean ex CCr

 

[Supersuperleeds]

[QUOTE 5107815, member: 43827"]You're both wrong. It was Howard Marks when asked to join the legalise cannabis campaign.[/QUOTE]

Wasn't it Michael Marks - he of M&S?

 

[stephec]

[QUOTE 5107815, member: 43827"]You're both wrong. It was Howard Marks when asked to join the legalise cannabis campaign.[/QUOTE]
It was Richard Marx, when he was asked to join the one hit wonders club.

 

[pawl]

As I recall what Groucho actually said was 'I refuse to join any club that would have me for a member'. So not only did I steal his idea, I also misquoted him! Double whammy.

Don’t worry,it’s still a good quote.

 

[Drago]

Drago - A smidge under 6'4", and beautiful.

Subaqua - 6'3" and pant wettingly handsome.

Wheresthetorch - 6'2", and beautifully bearded.

Smoking Joe - 6'1", incredibly attractive moustache.

Mark F - 6'1", makes George Clooney look like a gargoyle.

Larry Duff - 6'1", the face of Tony Curtis, the body of Schwarzenegger, and the voice of Richard Burton.

User43827 - 5'8", face like Cliff Richard when then doorbell goes, honorary Welsh member.

Postman - 6'4", swooned at by every housewife on his round, and snaps knicker elastic at 100 paces when in his Royal Mail shorts...

User76 - 6'0", Huge Ackman lookalike, so manfully rugged even Drago feels a touch effeminate in his company.

Superleeds - 6'2", Anthony Newley clone, so beautiful the more mature women swoon at the sight of him.

 

[dan_bo]

Used to be 6'0 but life's whittled me down to 5'11"

Bloody good looking tho.

 

[Drago]

Alas, you have to be beautiful and tall to join this exclusive establishment, although you might get a job as a piece of furniture. Perhaps a foot stool?

 

[numbnuts]

I'm in @ 182.88