The Export lifestyle.

[Threevok]

Wearing those man dresses they're clearly huge Dan's of the late, great, Dom DeLuise.

At my Rugby Club, we all save up for four years and have a World Cup fancy dress shin-dig.

This year I drew Namibia. Unfortunately, the national dress of Namibia seems to be Nike trainers and cargo shorts.

So I dressed much the same as those guys there. In fact, I'm sure I had the same hat as that guy second on the left.

As a white guy wearing that though, I looked ridiculous

 

[Fab Foodie]

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Can't really complain about my hotels facilities

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This morning wasn’t so bad on the Adriatic coast...

 

[Globalti]

That looks as bad as my December week in Cyprus, where I stayed in the Limassol Holiday Inn. It was the first hotel in 31 years of export travel that I have actually enjoyed as I had a sea view and slept well every night to the sound of the waves. Export trips are usually airport - hotel - office - industrial estates - hotel - repeat as necessary. The only really bearable part of going to Nigeria is the excellent beer, which is free during happy Hour in the hotel where I stay, so I can finish work and drink myself into a stupour for free.