The Football.....

[ozboz]

Putting the word "chicken" in front of any Italian footballer's name, sounds like a tasty meal.

"Hmmm, I fancy the chicken Bonucci tonight..."

Hahaha !
The Germans also !

Einer
Muller Wurst
Mitt pommes frites unt zenf !
Danke

 

[Accy cyclist]

Some of those penalties in the Italy Germany shoot out were diabolical! The one where he did an Ali shuffle then blasted over...wtf?!!

 

[martint235]

If France win inside 90 mins I shall be in for a few shillings which will be most welcome.

I've used my principle of putting my free Iceland bet on, well, Iceland

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

I am waiting for @Marmion to declare his betting intentions before committing myself this time, he is the expert on these no-hoper teams

Five quid on Iceland at 9/1. It's a free bet tho, not sure I'd use my own money. Will have a closer look later, probably wait for in-play as no idea tbh - it was much easier when no hopers like England were still in it

 

[pubrunner]

Bobby Charlton was asked by a football pundit . . .

"How do you think the World Cup winning team of 66 would have fared against Iceland ?"

Charlton pondered on this and replied . . . "I think we'd have won 1-0".

The pundit then said . . . "Only 1-0 ?"

Charlton replied . . . "Well, we're all over 70 you know".

 

[Accy cyclist]

Bobby Charlton was asked by a football pundit . . .

"How do you think the World Cup winning team of 66 would have fared against Iceland ?"

Charlton pondered on this and replied . . . "I think we'd have won 1-0".

The pundit then said . . . "Only 1-0 ?"

Charlton replied . . . "Well, we're all over 70 you know".

That is very good!

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

A reporter asked Sir Bobby Charlton how the 1966 England team would have got on against Iceland.

Sir Bobby replied "We would have won 1-0".

"Only 1-0," replied the reporter.

"Well yes, but most of us are in our 70s now" said Sir Bobby.

Bobby Charlton was asked by a football pundit . . .

"How do you think the World Cup winning team of 66 would have fared against Iceland ?"

Charlton pondered on this and replied . . . "I think we'd have won 1-0".

The pundit then said . . . "Only 1-0 ?"

Charlton replied . . . "Well, we're all over 70 you know".

Was it funnier the first or second time?

 

[mark st1]

Go on the French I could be in the cash for the second time in my short betting career.

 

[ianrauk]

A few more million squid added to the value of Payet.

 

[Levo-Lon]

Well finally a top team shows the way...
take note tosser land cough i mean England

 

[Accy cyclist]

Neither, with members of that team now dead and three suffering possible brain injuries from heading heavy leather balls, it really isn't funny at all.

Lighten up it's a joke. No offence was meant i presume.

 

[steveindenmark]

Was it funnier the first or second time?

The second obviously.

 

[steveindenmark]

Can I change my mind and shout for France.

 

[gavroche]

I am happy.

 

[Levo-Lon]

I am happy.

so you should be...but your arse was nipping before you scored...