Lentils don't cost much, that's why I can have so many bikes.
But to be fair
The Alan I stole off my dad
The Tricross is an insurance replacement for a stolen Klein
The Lynskey I got for a (relative) bargain and built most of it up from my old bike (Santa Cruz Roadster)
The Rockhopper cost £100 and was pristine and original
Mrs Goat's Rockhopper was an insurance jobbie
Her Tricross was bought through the Bike2Work scheme (an option I have yet to call upon ;-)
So all-in-all not as expensive as it all looks.