a trikenautgh critical mass start might be wishful thinking.

the car park in front of the lavs is a big holding compound for the start, i will be there at 8 as i am taking a Friend down for the 19mile ride. every one is good about letting riders through to there club mates

, just act disabled and mumble about matron giving you a note letting you out, the dfs are terrified of trikes so tend to move out of the way, i always have a large space around me at mass starts

, twirling the crutch around my head shouting "they don't like it up em they don't like it upem, matron!" helps.
