The horror, the horror... thin lycra

[Banjo]

Ive just checked them, they all need replacing

Dont worry mate, I spent several hours looking at your ar$e last week and didnt notice any see through bits thank god.The hills were bad enough without any additional forms of torture:-)

 

[Fiona N]

I find the fact that you know that quite scary.

What do you expect - I'm a material scientist

 

[Norm]

What do you expect - I'm a material scientist

I've always preferred the immaterial ones myself.