The "I wouldn't say thread..."

[Drago]

I wouldn't say Accy is posh, but even his dog wears a monocle.

Or...

I wouldn't say Jhnbssl is good at DIY, but he has just been commissioned to restore the Sistene Chapel.

Get the idea? Now it's your turn to I wouldn't say about the previous poster.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I wouldn't say Stockton Rush is good, but he's ruined the tourist submersible industry for at least 10/20 years!

 

[Accy cyclist]

I wouldn't say Accy is posh, but even his dog wears a monocle.

Or...

I wouldn't say Jhnbssl is good at DIY, but he has just been commissioned to restore the Sistene Chapel.

Get the idea? Now it's your turn to I wouldn't say about the previous poster.

And a deerstalker, I'll have you know!!! 🧐

 

[PeteXXX]

@Drago "I'll have you know, I modelled Y Fronts for M&S!"

 

[Jameshow]

@ColinJ won a stage in the tdf in the mid 1980's not many people know that ...!

 

[Ming the Merciless]

I wouldn’t say James show is slow, but his bike computer shows his speed in meters per hour.

 

[colly]

I wouldn't say Ming is merciless but he's a wizard with a whip.

 

[Drago]

I wouldn't say colly wobbles, but drunk tourists can walk in a straighter line.

 

[Slick]

I wouldn't say that Drago's underpants were a security threat, but they are an agenda item for the NATO summit in Vilnius.

 

[postman]

I woudn't say Drago is tough,but Chuck Norris crosses over the road when he sees him.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

I wouldn’t say postman is a clown, but he has yellow hair and a red nose.

 

[Drago]

I wouldn't say Ming Is Merciless, but he forces puppies to watch Loose Women.

 

[Rocky]

I wouldn’t say that the man queuing for his Nobel prize is frictionless but his Drag = 0

 

[All uphill]

I wouldn't say Rocky is hard, but I am petrified of him.

 

[T4tomo]

I would say this is a crap thread, but cryptically, its hit a nerve.