The "I'm sorry I haven't a clue" thread.

[Teamfixed]

Samantha where are you?

 

[Oldhippy]

Jack Dee has done a good job since taking over I think.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Samantha had to nip off now as her plumber is sending round the man who does the annual safety test on her gas boiler, which always gives her great peace of mind. She says it's good to feel the plumber's tester calls at regular intervals.

 

[stephec]

I actually don't have a clue what you're talking about here, so if it's some televisual type of thing I'll be the first to say, 'I don't have a TV.'

(I have really) 😄

 

[Speicher]

Samantha had to nip off now as her plumber is sending round the man who does the annual safety test on her gas boiler, which always gives her great peace of mind. She says it's good to feel the plumber's tester calls at regular intervals.

She ordered some new furniture. The man who drove the delivery van was also the person who installs it. He was struggling, so she said, "Do you need a screw driver?"

 

[Paulus]

I actually don't have a clue what you're talking about here, so if it's some televisual type of thing I'll be the first to say, 'I don't have a TV.'

(I have really) 😄

A long running BBC Radio 4 show. Normally on on a Sunday lunchtime and monday evenings 18.30. Well worth listening to.

The antidote to panel game shows.

 

[PeteXXX]

And who could forget Humph...

 

[stoatsngroats]

The funniest one I remember was Humph talking about a new type of sausage from Worrel-Thompson, and he said, on the front the writing included ‘prick with a fork’.
I laughed!

 

[Paulus]

And who could forget Humph...

I used to see Humph. regularly in a local pub where he and his wife had lunch most days.

 

[Darius_Jedburgh]

How DO you get to Mornington Crescent?

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Listened to it a lot on R4 and then a few years ago my wife took me to see it live at the King’s theatre in Glasgow, it was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. My face hurt, my ribs hurt and my eyes were streaming. I missed a lot of the quick-fire gags because I was laughing so hard.

 

[Paulus]

How DO you get to Mornington Crescent?

Depends on what version of the rules you are playing.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Listened to it a lot on R4 and then a few years ago my wife took me to see it live at the King’s theatre in Glasgow, it was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. My face hurt, my ribs hurt and my eyes were streaming. I missed a lot of the quick-fire gags because I was laughing so hard.

Similar experience to mine when I saw them in Birmingham. They recorded two shows one after the other. The audience had to take breather partway through the second show as all that laughing is so very tiring. We all got our second breath again tho'. I'll repeat - it was the funniest thing I've ever seen.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Samantha tells me she's been training as a jockey for a leading racehorse owner. She's hoping to be entered at Newmarket next week for 2000 guineas.

 

[matticus]

How DO you get to Mornington Crescent?

On the 4th Sunday of January? tricky ...