The "I'm sorry I haven't a clue" thread.

[Toshiba Boy]

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Not sure if my comprehensive secondary modern education actually understands the fine rules of this post.But our own and more beautiful Miss Goodbody has just been down to the local chemist for me.I asked for a ball deodorant,she said they had none and hoped an underarm spray would do instead.

Postman, I'm a survivor of a 1970's Coventry Comprehesive education, and even I understand, somehow, every nuance of the rules. I appreciate they can appear incredibly Byzantine at first, but believe me, the more you play the game, the more intuitive it becomes.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

I'm sorry to have to announce that Samantha has to leave now as she's hosting a traditional Cockney music and dance night with a pearly king and queen at a nearby pub. All the locals are saying they can't wait to see her knees up round the King's Head.

 

[Fnaar]

Not sure if my comprehensive secondary modern education actually understands the fine rules of this post.But our own and more beautiful Miss Goodbody has just been down to the local chemist for me.I asked for a ball deodorant,she said they had none and hoped an underarm spray would do instead.

She says it's important to maintain aerosol hygiene

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Utilising the West Country Phalanx, ... Gloucester Road.

 

[Archie_tect]

It's a cough and a spit to Baron's Court, but be careful the exit barriers are a bit sharp...

 

[Speicher]

Samantha has been attending an evening class to improve her language skills. She was surprised when the very attractive tutor asked her to conjugate, but sadly she declined.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Samantha is a busy lady. She has to nip out now as she is off to her evening class where the baking instructor is going to assess her efforts. Last week he popped her bread rolls straight into his mouth and he's promised to try her muffin next week.

 

[cookiemonster]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbzBw3Uiu48


This popped up on my You Tube feed for some reason. It's brilliant!