The latest joke.

[Red Light]

The Maths Homework Helpline, just call 0800 (3.67x10^2) + (78.43-64/8)

Spot the Maths error in that.

 

[sdr gb]

Spot the Maths error in that.

I had a feeling after clicking post someone would be along to point out any errors. In my defence, I just copied it from a text I received*.

*Other excuses available upon request.

 

[baldycyclist]

The Teacher had asked the class to write an essay about an unusual event that happened during the past week.​

Little Johnny got up to read his. It began, "My daddy fell in well last week."​

"Good Lord!" the teacher exclaimed. "Is he OK?"​

"He must be," said Little Johnny. "He stopped calling for help yesterday."​

 

[TVC]

Two fish in a tank... "Well I can't drive this bloody thing, can you?"

Two squaddies sat on a tank. "How the hell did we end up in the airing cupboard?"