The main man.........NSFW

[MarkF]

in Huddersfield.

 

[PaulB]

Fiddy. That's Fiddy! What brang him to Huddersfield?

 

[Cheddar George]

I am hypnotised by the zit on the end of his nose, can't stop looking at it.

 

[jayonabike]

In the place. With a zit. On his face. What a tw@t. This don't rhyme. I don't care. Outa here. Yeah.

 

[Fnaar]

I'll see yo' Huddersfield main man, and raise you a "Miss Thunder"

 

[jayonabike]

Raise your Miss Thunder. With the One. The only. Kersal Massive.....Kick it Kev.

 

[Aperitif]

I is puzzled. She is sitting down? Probably better, if MissThunderstood...

 

[Aperitif]

Goodness me, Jay - what a surprise! Such articulation...I am shocked.

Actually, I'm going to record something; how about a money rap...Feat. Pa Simonius?

Utter rubbish.

 

[Hitchington]

Beefy:



Taz:



Beefy and Taz the remix!:

 

[Fnaar]

The CC massive
Ain't feelin' passive (ya)
We checkin out da udder forums
Dey ain't got no decorums (ya)
Cos we got tea and sh*t
Cakes and ain't no zit
On da end of ma nose
Check out ma prose
Coz I is buzzing wid it
Innit.
Or somefink like dat.

 

[Fnaar]

Check out ma avatar*
Da name is Fnaar
Still got ma Christmas hat on
I'd look a tw*t on
A BMX
Like Malcolm X
But 'im nevva 'ad a bike
As far as history records.

*Me change to Ali G now
To your demands I nevva kowtow

 

[jayonabike]

I see yaz Fnaar
On ya 2 wheela
Bustin dem rhyme
Cyclin all da time
Dont no wat to make
Of da tea shop cake
20 mile in
Of ya afternoon spin
Wid me? Check it

 

[Fnaar]

I see yaz Fnaar
On ya 2 wheela
Bustin dem rhyme
Cyclin all da time
Dont no wat to make
Of da tea shop cake
20 mile in
Of ya afternoon spin
Wid me? Check it

Checkit
Jayonabike
He on da mike
'im chattin rhymes
Some of dem times
We gonna 'ave a standoff
So getcha 'ands off
Ma track pump
It mek da women jump
Because it doesn't function properly.

 

[jayonabike]

Checkit
Jayonabike
He on da mike
'im chattin rhymes
Some of dem times
We gonna 'ave a standoff
So getcha 'ands off
Ma track pump
It mek da women jump
Because it doesn't function properly.

Pump Pump
Blowin some air
In ya inner tube yeah
Puffin an pantin
wiv all dis rantin
Does anyone have a gas canista
me get it up quicka than Roger Banista

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Scuse me if I bust in
Me bike's just rustin'
I don't go far
like Jay or Fnaar
I'm all front
Actin' like a ****
Don't care if dat's a bummer
I'd rather drive me Hummer