The main man.........NSFW

[davefb]

Raise your Miss Thunder. With the One. The only. Kersal Massive.....Kick it Kev.

basically

kersal vale is where i used to cycle into manchester thru... ( about 75% of the time )



god this cracks me up

 

[MarkF]

bring bring dat's my bell
your death knell
sound of fear
getting near
out of da hood
Bratfud
comin to you
Fnaar 'n' Jay
take heed & obey
track pump
pop
Ride o.v.e.r.

 

[Fnaar]

bring bring dat's my bell
your death knell
sound of fear
getting near
out of da hood
Bratfud
comin to you
Fnaar 'n' Jay
take heed & obey
track pump
pop
Ride o.v.e.r.

You say it's over
Rollin' in clover*
Like you don't feel no draw
To pull yo back for mo'
We kno' ya can't resist
Da gravity of dis
It pull you in again
Till you be tellin' yo' main men
To come and check dis out
Da rhymin' here will have dat clout
If you no come again
Check dis... we no ya friends.
Track pump.


*other Trifolia are available

 

[vernon]

Yo bros you all be smartin
Wi me wit an style an repartee
Yo fink you clever wi de words
Me I make dem sing like birds
No, not tweets or twitter
Ma lexicon is so much fitta
No words or characters to limit
I is so much the master innit

 

[Fnaar]

Yo bros you all be smartin
Wi me wit an style an repartee
Yo fink you clever wi de words
Me I make dem sing like birds
No, not tweets or twitter
Ma lexicon is so much fitta
No words or characters to limit
I is so much the master innit

Yo, Vernon, bring it on
Yo' Meanwood massive havin' a laugh*
You may be be big, but you little as a mouse
Compared to us you is like wearing a girl's blouse
We** rhymin' more than you
Coz we living on da streets and we're jolly well up with the lingo. by jove!

*'laugh' can feasibly rhyme with 'on', if you're Fiddy
** the royal we, that is, I think I may be alone here.

 

[jayonabike]

Me back from cleanin' da bike
Dat avatar I well like
Fnaar rollin in da hood
hiz rhymes day are well good
Vernan came to da party bein chic
tweeting about gettin linguistic
All day long he can try
Vernon, get back to ya pie

 

[vernon]

Yo, Vernon, bring it on
Yo' Meanwood massive havin' a laugh*
You may be be big, but you little as a mouse
Compared to us you is like wearing a girl's blouse
We** rhymin' more than you
Coz we living on da streets and we're jolly well up with the lingo. by jove!

*'laugh' can feasibly rhyme with 'on', if you're Fiddy
** the royal we, that is, I think I may be alone here.

Hey smutmeister, that's nearly wikked
And nearly as funny as Widdecombe nekked
I&I is having a laugh
Yo sense of humour has gone fo a bath
You and yo bros you think you funny
Wait 'til I roar and yo legs go runny
I not de blouse wearer here
I'm a man all through - no fear
Tis you that's the ladyboy
Dats the fact
I might find you attractive if I had cataracts.

 

[Hitchington]

This thread is rinsing!

 

[Deleted member 23692]

They all some lessons from Mr Grist... watch how eloquently he destroys this chav

 

[ComedyPilot]

There's a concept called 'birth control'.

Have sex by all means, but you don't need to have a baby....

A certain mother/father combo from Huddersfield deserve a bloody good clip round the ear......

 

[hotfuzzrj]

Now that Mister Grist
His rimes enuff to make ya head twist
He so much more eloquent
Your rimes about as subtle as a elephant
Anyways unless your rhyming about guns shanks drugs
Or how you, your bredren and your fam are all thugs
And how long you got left on parole
He make you all look like a Pussyclart Doll*

*other offensive insults based on now defunct pop acts are also available

 

[02GF74]

This isn't very nice taking the piss out of mentally retarded people.

 

[TheDoctor]

I'd like a nice glass of red, perhaps a Pinot Noir
Pull the cork, pour a glass, let it breath for an hour
I got some rocket peppers olives, Cheddar and Ciabatta
I knows I got skills, there's no need to flatter
I got time on my hands, can't get my hands on the time,
Let the bread cool and bust me a rhyme
Been blinging up the bathroom, cos I got the power
Got some silver taps and a golden shower.

 

[vernon]

I'd like a nice glass of red, perhaps a Pinot Noir
Pull the cork, pour a glass, let it breath for an hour
I got some rocket peppers olives, Cheddar and Ciabatta
I knows I got skills, there's no need to flatter
I got time on my hands, can't get my hands on the time,
Let the bread cool and bust me a rhyme
Been blinging up the bathroom, cos I got the power
Got some silver taps and a golden shower.

You into water sport?

Know what I mean

 

[TheDoctor]

You offering?

It seemed like an obvious double entendre, plus there aren't many things that rhyme with 'hour' to come back to the first two lines.
Anyhow, it wouldn't be a Fnaar thread without some gratuitous smut.