The Next Catalogue

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SpokeyDokey

67, & my GP says I will officially be old at 70!
Moderator
Light blue box under the carport this morning left by unseen delivery person.

Went to pick it up and crikey...the weight of it.

Was a Next catalogue - not requested but received presumably because Lovely Wife shops online with them.

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Weighs just over 1 Stone according to the Fat Scales in the bathroom.

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This thing must cost a fortune to produce/distribute - presumably they do some sort of cost/benefit analysis on it.

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Anyway...if you have light blue box delivered...watch your back. :smile:
 

vernon

Harder than Ronnie Pickering
Location
Meanwood, Leeds
My next catalogue will be a Chiltern Seeds catalogue. It's porn for gardners and fits through the letterbox.
 

Leedsbusdriver

Every breath leaves me one less to my last
Location
West Yorkshire
When i was younger i used to look forward to the Littlewoods catalogue arriving just to look at the bras and knickers.:heat:
Youngsters have it easy nowadays,the internet makes it too easy.We had to work hard to see a bit of something naughty.
 

BrynCP

Über Member
Location
Hull
Don't they charge for these catalogues too?

I ordered online once, and a catalogue turned up some months later with an invoice for the catalogue! They'd opened me up a credit account.
 
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