The outdoor cooking and BBQ thread

[Markymark]

Woman buys the shopping
Woman invites the friends around
Woman make the salads
Woman lays the tables
Woman gets everybody drinks
Woman unpacks the meat
Woman makes marinade
Woman massages the marinade into the meat and remembers that this needs to be done at least eight hours before meat is cooked
Man cooks the BBQ
Man takes all the credit
Woman serves the guest
Woman clears the tables
Woman washes up

I know that this is (hopefully) just a joke, but I'd a) get an earful and b) consider myself a failure at hosting BBQs if I tried to get away with that. Plus all the guests would probably be dead or have food poisoning as my wife's a vegan and doesn't have a clue about cooking meat!

If you see the joke from my original post you'll see the punch line!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Man advice.

You don't need to clean bbqs as the heat kills the bacteria. Just use a wire brush to quickly scrape off the worst of it.

They were talking about cooking with chicken on the radio the other day, they were saying that washing chicken is bad for you as it just spreads bacteria about the place, the best thing you can do is cook it and let the heat clean it. Nice.

 

[Gravity Aided]

Not on the radio,'tis a family friendly program.

 

[Gravity Aided]

I tried to cook with chickens once, but they just wanted to make things with millet and cracked corn. Very bland fare.