The (Pro) Retirement thread

[M.R.M]

Winning the Tour 2028 requires a proper game plan, stealth, cunning, marginal pains, a Dave Brailsford devised feeding plan... 😉

 

[No Ta Doctor]

Winning the Tour 2028 requires a proper game plan, stealth, cunning, marginal pains, a Dave Brailsford devised feeding plan... 😉

They've got an illegal wiretap on Zubeldia's phone, trying to work out what he did with the cloak of invisibility when he retired

 

[wakemalcolm]

Nairo Quintana (aka Nairo! on here) has a press conference on Sunday where he's expected to announce his retirement. If he arrives flanked by motorcycle outriders, don't be surprised to see him ignore them and plough on anyway.

 

[mrushton]

Indeed he has. The Vuelta will be his last race. A rider who was going to dominate for years. He didn't. But he did ok.

 

[wakemalcolm]

Indeed he has. The Vuelta will be his last race. A rider who was going to dominate for years. He didn't. But he did ok.

The man who could have been Egan Bernal.

 

[Dogtrousers]

Still, he's got his other business interests to fall back on. There's his stationery business, specialising in ballpoint pens, and the fruitiers.

That's Nairo's Biros and Quintana's Bananas.