the recovery

[byegad]

The 6" nails sound good so long as I get to wield the hammer.

We've seen what Care in the Community has done for him, and the rest of Rawmarsh, the only gated community where the guards are on the outside looking in.

 

[markg0vbr]

Care in the Community ? whats that then? there is a nice chapet that comes and sees me every Wednesday when i am in work, i don't know what her job is but she is always filling out forms and report in-between chatting to me. some times a nice student comes with her and they give me buns and stuff.
tomorrow i am testing tyre pressure finding a balance of handling / performance.
also a 125+cc tadpole with body shell is being planed, using a scooter twist and go as a base.

 

[byegad]

If you plane it enough it will be scooter shavings.

P.S. The reports are part of a potential Nobel Award for Science winning PhD dissertation in 'Aberration behaviour among the lower classes of West Yorkshire.' Funded privately by someone you know.

Hint. The interim reports have had us rolling on the Axminster on a Thursday evening.

 

[n-ick]

"Wednesday when i am in work, i don't know what her job is but she is always filling out forms and report in-between chatting to me. some times a nice student comes with her and they give me buns and stuff."

Is that before or after they've wired you up to the mains?

 

[byegad]

Cosmo said:- ' give me buns and stuff'.

I'm old enough to remember the Chimps tea parties held at zoos around the country to entertain the humans. Sounds similar?

 

[markg0vbr]

sort of but with less fleas.

 

[n-ick]

Between the bun fest , cage rattling and flea scratching, do they talk about what you can do or what you can't do ?
I understand there will shortly be vacancies for the search and destroy of badges, or was it badgers ?

I should think one would take ages and the other a few seconds.
I'd be very tempted to show them these threads to expose in what high regard you are held in the wider flatlands.

 

[byegad]

sort of but with less fleas.

That's true London zoo was always very hot on ridding their animals of fleas.

 

[n-ick]

Hence the expression "there's a war coming, let's flea London" .

I noticed with alarm a flat tyre the other day and spent a short time pulling out hedgehog spines. The only use that I can think of them is to send them to the SSG for nasal insertion (in a tribal manner).
Spud has re-invented a portable nasal septum piercing appuratus. This is based on an old hole punch and salad tongs.
Anyone willing to hold the SSG down?

 

[byegad]

Only with suitable protective clothing and a de-louse first. For him. Then one for me after we've finished!

 

[markg0vbr]

i have been practicing two/one wheel riding, both on the trike and the Trike.
when in the peak district on the club bimbles, to keep up with the high velocity motorcycles i have discovered that for the majority of the time only one wheel is in contact with the road at a time, the wheel that is in contact changes all the time so i am sort of bouncing from wheel to wheel very, very fast.
the rear Gunnar proclaimed at the tea stop "er theres a lot of daylight under that thing a lot of the time" wondered of for a not stand up and a sweat hot cup of tea.
the trike has been a bit poorly again it has a mild case of the speed bumps, it dont like them after a heavy landing on Friday i suffered a puncture a very rapid puncture, i had no dear you could go that fast on just a rim, the main problem is, braking.

i have a provisional booking at a race track in a month but will need some active ballast, some one hefty and willing to lean out on to the rear mudguards*, they will be provided a helmet and pampers adult size and only be expected to contribute half to the price of the tea, unless the y bring a flash.
*there will be handles fitted to the top for this.

 

[byegad]

The queue for volunteers is due to form in a closed phone box in Timbuktu. I expect no takers.

 

[Speicher]

Why do you need someone to take notes?

 

[markg0vbr]

i have had a missive from a chap claiming to be a gentlemans, gentleman apparently his master would like to volunteer.
for reasons i will not go in to he will be wearing a black hood and handcuffs? he must be very popular with his staff as they all want to come and watch.

 

[Scoosh]

the rear Gunnar proclaimed at the tea stop "er theres a lot of daylight under that thing a lot of the time" wondered of for a not stand up and a sweat hot cup of tea.
.... they will be provided a helmet and pampers adult size and only be expected to contribute half to the price of the tea, unless the y bring a flash.

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