the recovery

[n-ick]

Perhaps we should post a note to anyone stumbling across this thread.

In effect they have not entered another dimension or a bizzare lsd funded site.


Could SSB please note that his spell cheqer needs rebooooting.

 

[byegad]

Let's all hope a Yorkshire lesser headed drop bear gets him some time soon.

Unicorns? I ask you, next he'll be believing in David Cameron and Nick Clegg. Anyone can see all three are the figment of a diseased brain.

 

[markg0vbr]

Clegg eeeeeeeeee int he that chap wonders about in a Gary pack a mack with that little scruffy bloke and a tall gormless twit?

In the cold weather I am having problems with the chesstickles if I re fit the chain with a cross over in it I can peddle forward but have trike go backwards, this would keep the wind off my front.
All I need is a helmet with a rear facing periscope and change the steering linkage to a cross over.

Lacking a win on the lottery retiring to a nice sunny exotic foreign retreat like Brighton is out*
I will have to set my aspirations a little lower and build a spar in the shed.
A paddling pool with air pump from the fish tank would make a good jacuzzi, I have a pot bell stove, With that going it would be a fantastic sauna.
All I would then need is a burly Hilda to hit me with birch branches and manipulation of spine realignment tripe stuff.
Hilda's work in them German drinking tavern places and can be seen carrying them two pint mugs in each hand, knuckle like walnuts.


*must remember to purchase a ticket one day, it might increase my chance of winning.

 

[Scoosh]

All I would then need is a burly Hilda to hit me with birch branches and manipulation of spine realignment tripe stuff.

<psst - byegad, n-ick, Speicher et al ....>

Wanna shot ?

 

[byegad]

The problem of an air supply for the jacuzzi can be solved by eating large quantities of Brussels Sprouts.

Could the volunteers to be 'Hilda' please form an orderly queue along the A1 if you stand 18 people wide we may just fit you all in between London and Rawmarsh.

Those with their own birch twigs will receive preferential treatment, but if you have a genuine Cat O' Nine Tails you have the job! Anyone with their own Guillotine will be paid real money.

 

[Scoosh]

Could the volunteers to be 'Hilda' please form an orderly queue along the A1 if you stand 18 people wide we may just fit you all in between London and Rawmarsh.

Those with their own birch twigs will receive preferential treatment, but if you have a genuine Cat O' Nine Tails you have the job! Anyone with their own Guillotine will be paid real money.

*must remember to purchase a ticket one day, it might increase my chance of winning.

 

[byegad]

Please stop emailing me with names and addresses of willing 'Hildas' Such is the popularity of the potential post that I will only consider names written on a £10 note.

Mail to either:-
Lord Byegad. EE BAH GUM and two bars, Oak Leaves, Swords and Twiddly bits.
North Wing
Byegad Towers
Yorkshire
YO1 1NR
Or
His Excellency the Yorkshire Ambassador to the Frozen North.
Lord Byegad. EE BAH GUM and two bars, Oak Leaves, Swords and Twiddly bits.
Byegad Hall
Durham City
County Durham
DH1 1HR

Cash only and a draw for the most violent suggestions with a cash prize* and first strokes at the SBGG puny body.

*Payable to me.

 

[Scoosh]

There must be quite a few names written on a £ 10 note but, sadly, being in a cash-reduced family, I do not have one to hand to be able to quote them.

I would imagine that Elizabeth is there, as is Ilay, David Thorburn, Robert Burns, Walter Scott, Mary Slessor et al.

 

[Scoosh]

SHOCK NEWS !

SBGG may be right after all

SBGG for being so forward-thinking !

 

[n-ick]

Talking of names, word on the street;


SSBGG (aka Cosmo) is David Icke.

 

[byegad]

Sadly, Scoosh this means you don't get to beat the SBGG to death.

Shame.

 

[byegad]

Talking of names, word on the street;


SSBGG (aka Cosmo) is David Icke.

Well I've never seen them together.

 

[Scoosh]

Talking of names, word on the street;


SSBGG (aka Cosmo) is David Icke.

Not so - it's just that David Ike thinks he is SBGG



which is much more serious

 

[byegad]

That makes me feel really sorry for David Icke.

 

[markg0vbr]

today is a good day, i had a small plate of fish and chips for lunch, with a bit of salad.
a skinny drinking chocolate, i may have a digestive tonight as a treat, my ambitions in life are modest!

if i feel reasonably functional tomorrow i will go out far a ride on my mototrike.