Could it be arranged that he draws the short straw .. .
the recovery
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byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
Ah! Souls!
Anything to export the SBGG.
Anything to export the SBGG.
classic33
Leg End Member
tis Ilkla Moor!It would be selfish of us to take in all the- and, as we are known for our generosity (like those of your ilk[ley moor]), we will decline on this occasion.
thank you.
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
Without one's headgear old chap.
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markg0vbr
Über Member
- Location
- rawmarsh rotherham
I am practising my Spanish, it is sortof like my German, I just add a manwell sort of lisp and try not to mention my grandad fighting in the civil war as one of General lord Ismay's men in black, we'll browny tope really with black boots and a vermilion Wide brimmed fedora.
He must have mad an impression on his lord ship as he kept in touch with him, Hence the middle name thing "Ismay" .
"Ooola Deago mi old cock any chance r a cupa tea ci-thi grassy bum monome are kid"
I have some old letters from some one in Barcelona with a name a bit like a one bar electric fire.
She real had the hot for him from reading the letters.
He must have mad an impression on his lord ship as he kept in touch with him, Hence the middle name thing "Ismay" .
"Ooola Deago mi old cock any chance r a cupa tea ci-thi grassy bum monome are kid"
I have some old letters from some one in Barcelona with a name a bit like a one bar electric fire.
She real had the hot for him from reading the letters.
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
Fluent in Gibberish in three languages. A real talent the SBGG has there.
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markg0vbr
Über Member
- Location
- rawmarsh rotherham
I am now broadcasting on the mw band only 2 kilowatts, it is all the valves will take without water cooling them.
The antenna is a 10m fishing rod atop a 6m scaffolding pole as this is very short for the mw band I have to do some gierypokery with coils and sticky outy things.
I love my drugs! I get to be all drunk and fally overy several times a day! And fall asleep mid conversation on the phone, I have listened to some of the recordings, On one it is mid word.
The sculpting of this well oiled and suntanned hunk of a body is going well. Though trapped wind can still be a problem/delight when out with the kids a well placed trump can make them glow with pride when out and about.
The antenna is a 10m fishing rod atop a 6m scaffolding pole as this is very short for the mw band I have to do some gierypokery with coils and sticky outy things.
I love my drugs! I get to be all drunk and fally overy several times a day! And fall asleep mid conversation on the phone, I have listened to some of the recordings, On one it is mid word.
The sculpting of this well oiled and suntanned hunk of a body is going well. Though trapped wind can still be a problem/delight when out with the kids a well placed trump can make them glow with pride when out and about.
n-ick
Senior Member
- Location
- Sunny Swadlincote
I note with alarm that notices about overhead power lines have all been removed in the vicinity of our tame alien.
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
Rawmarsh will soon have a vacancy for village idiot. Their Assassin's Guild have apparently waived the fee on the SBGG and only need an application from a member of the public to 'expedite' the inhumation. Will the volunteers, please form an orderly queue outside Byegad Towers, West Wing with their name, for accreditation purposes only, written in pencil on a £20 note?
classic33
Leg End Member
Real or fake £20 note?
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
Real of course. Anyone passing fake notes will be reported to the local magistrate, me, and chastised with extreme prejudice. The dungeons are in full working order!
I have it on good authority that Byegad's dungeons are not at all pleasant ...
... dark, black holes, with all sorts of interesting little beasties scurrying about. Highly recommended for an SBGG Activity Week-end !
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
Scoosh is correct and our IGOR is looking forward to meeting, greeting and disassembling the SBGG. He calculath that recycled the thcrewth in the SBGG'th leg could make thixteen penthe. His lisps, not mine. Apparently he's looking for a hand and thinks the SBGG's left one will suit him admirably.
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markg0vbr
Über Member
- Location
- rawmarsh rotherham
Weeeeee I have a lifting kite to fly my long wire it will be up 1250m, it should stay up over night.
I used to work with an Igor he changed his name to Boris! He has not got my almost supernatural ability to kill. So had to get a job driving a van.
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
IGORs are a well known type of servant within the ruling classes, so no surprise the SBGG has never met one.
Our IGOR has his father's eyes, mother's left hand and the 12th Lord Byegad's toenails. He is a self made being, literally! They are 'martherths' of transplant (I have it from his grandfather's lips.) and do exquisite work with an needle. You can hardly see the join!
With Scoosh's kite and a really good 'thunderthtorm' we could bring the SBGG's brain back to life. IF we had his brain to hand. I heard he'd sold it to the transplant hospital as used, one owner, hardly used.
Our IGOR has his father's eyes, mother's left hand and the 12th Lord Byegad's toenails. He is a self made being, literally! They are 'martherths' of transplant (I have it from his grandfather's lips.) and do exquisite work with an needle. You can hardly see the join!
With Scoosh's kite and a really good 'thunderthtorm' we could bring the SBGG's brain back to life. IF we had his brain to hand. I heard he'd sold it to the transplant hospital as used, one owner, hardly used.
