the recovery

[byegad]

To go with rudderless governments and heartless bankers I presume.

 

[n-ick]

Cool, I wish to present exhibit A , your 'onour. Something seems to be missing .

 

[Scoosh]

Her's a good-looking chap - who is he ? Some famous athlete ???

 

[byegad]

Roll on independence for Scotland if one of Edinburgh's finest thinks that is good looking!

THAT in all of its horror is the SBGG in 'calm' mode. Seen in the wild in 'being normal' mode he can be seen riding recumbent trikes like a man possessed of no sense on two wheels and disappearing into hedges. He can talk for hours about his lard collection, or bemoan his lack of minions that goes on for so long that weaker listeners might take their own lives rather than volunteer.

Edit.. Just a thought but if you do go your own way would you like him in Edinburgh as city idiot? He'd be under employed so you could loan him out to outlying villages like Glasgow.

 

[Scoosh]

When we become independent , he might have difficulty getting across the border. We will be pretty selective, you know ... though we might need a permanent presence on Rockall, come to think of it.

 

[byegad]

Damn! Damn! Damn! Plan U to get rid of the SBGG fails. On to plan V.

 

[Scoosh]

Perhaps I should have said 'if we ...' ... so there could be hope for one of us yet ...

 

[byegad]

I've already got several ex-POWs digging a secret tunnel under the Tweed so I'm looking to a win/win situation on this one. THAT is the magnificence of Plan V from County Durham.

 

[currystomper]

159 Pages - blooming heck, that was quite a read.

Its threads like this that cause War (or Peace)

 

[byegad]

Welcome currystomper. Sad to say this insanity has gone on far too long and is now left available only to ensnare the unwary. Send a pm to the SBGG for the address of his brain carer. You will need it.

 

[n-ick]

Last time we had a look , it was something like this, but much smaller,

 

[byegad]

Way too big. the SBGG is the only person who's head rings with the exact same tone as Big Ben, complete with crack.

 

[n-ick]

Is this a case of bucolic dystopia ?

 

[byegad]

Is it white or red, anyway I'll drink any wine!

 

[n-ick]

Not mine !